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Religulous

Well, whatever

Steve Burg:
I'm thinking of Jonah, God sent Jonah on a mission. Bill Maher:
When did the part of the story come when Jonah lived in the whale? Steve Burg:
It was a great fish. Bill Maher:
It's one of my favorite nonsense stories, Jonah living inside of the whale. And their answer unfailingly is "The Bible doesn't say whale, It says big fish". Oh, yeah, big fish, that makes... I'm sorry I was obsessing on that it was a whale, It's a big fish. Of course you could live for three days in a big fish, A tuna, a tuna, They do it all the time in Japan, They have tuna spas. You go for three days, They pamper you, oils, You come out of that tuna feeling fantastic. You smell like pussy, but you feel fantastic. Bill Maher:
This man lived inside of a fish for three days? Steve Burg:
Miraculously, yes. Bill Maher:
Steve, Steve, Steve. Steve Burg:
You don't believe in miracles, That doesn't mean they don't exist. Bill Maher:
Of course not! I'm not 10! He didn't lived in a fish, Come on. Steve Burg:
Your bar on miracles is pretty low, I gotta tell you, bro. Bill Maher:
Well, whatever

Full Transcript

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I'm thinking of Jonah God sent Jonah on a mission
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When did the part of the story come when Jonah lived in the whale
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It was a great fish
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It's one of my favorite nonsense stories
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Jonah living inside of the whale
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And their answer unfailingly is
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''The Bible doesn't say whale It says big fish ''
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Oh yeah big fish that makes
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I'm sorry l was obsessing on that it was a whale It's a big fish
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Of course you could live for three days in a big fish
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A tuna
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They do it all the time in Japan They have tuna spas
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You go for three days They pamper you oils
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You come out of that tuna feeling fantastic
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You smell like pussy
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but you feel fantastic
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This man lived inside of a fish for three days
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Miraculously yes
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Steve Steve Steve
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You don't believe in miracles
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That doesn't mean they don't exist Of course not
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I'm not 10
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He lived in a fish
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Come on
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Your bar on miracles is pretty low I gotta tell you bro
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Well whatever
Duration
70 seconds
Views
718
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:19
Uploaded
Dec 03, 2022
Production
Thousand Words,Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

Bill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.