I suppose you do this with all the lady prisoners? Oh my, yes. My life is just one long...
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Lee Leander:
I suppose you do this with all the lady prisoners?
John Sargent:
Oh my, yes. My life is just one long round of whoopee.
Lee Leander:
Well, you're in a good spot for it.
John Sargent:
Wonderful! I merely have to raise my finger and my slightest whim is satisfied. Now if you'll...
Lee Leander:
And I suppose if anybody says no, you just put them right back in the cooler.
John Sargent:
That's right. Look when court reconvenes, I'm going to try my best to put you in jail for a good long time. That's my business, but you haven't been convicted yet, so I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy Christmas like the rest of us. That's why I had Mike get you out.
Lee Leander:
And bring me up here!
John Sargent:
I did not ask him to bring you up here!
Lee Leander:
Then why did that gorilla bring me up here?
John Sargent:
Because he's got a mind like a... sewer!
Lee Leander:
Thanks.
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No doubt. Now, if you'll tell me--
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I, uh... I suppose you do this
with all the lady prisoners?
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Oh my, yes. My life is just
one long round of whoopee.
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You're in a good spot for it.
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Wonderful. I merely have to raise my finger
and my slightest whim is satisfied.
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- Now, if you'll--
- And I suppose if anybody says no...
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- ...you just put 'em right back in the cooler.
- That's right.
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Look. When court reconvenes I'll try my best
to put you in jail for a good long time.
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That's my business. But you
haven't been convicted yet...
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...so I don't see why you shouldn't
enjoy Christmas like the rest of us.
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- That's why I had Mike get you out.
- And bring me up here.
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- I did not ask him to bring you up here.
- Then why did that gorilla bring me up here?
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- Because he's got a mind like a sewer.
- Thanks.
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Now, look. I'm very glad to have been
of service to you, but now if you'll--
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You mean I don't have to stay
here if I don't want to?
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You most certainly do not.
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Then I'll stay.
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- But I won't be forced.
- Hey, now wait a minute...
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You know, there's nothing as
dangerous as a square shooter.
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If all men were like you, there
wouldn't be any nice girls left.
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Yeah. Well, all this is leading into a very
interesting and deep-dish discussion...
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...which I haven't time
to pursue at the moment.
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I'm leaving on a little trip and as it's quite a
drive and I haven't had my dinner yet, I--
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- Oh. You mean you want me to go.
- Well, yes.
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- Where?
- Where, what?
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Well, after all, I was on my way
to a nice, comfortable jail...
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...with three meals a day and
turkey for Christmas. And now I--
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- Don't you live someplace?
- Nh-nh.
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Well, where have you been living?
In a tree or something?
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Oh, I had a room in a hotel,
but they locked me out.
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Ah. And how much do
you owe at the hotel?
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Um, a hundred and twenty-
six dollars and forty cents.
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Oh. Well, that doesn't solve
any problems, does it?
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Well, why don't you just put me back in the
clink? That'll solve a lot of problems.
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I'm not sure that I can, and--
Well, that wasn't the idea.
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- Have you had dinner?
- Not yet.
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Well, come on, I'll buy you that
Christmas dinner I cheated you out of...
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...and maybe we can figure out something.
Rufus, get my coat, will ya?
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Yassuh, Mr. Sargent.
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I just spread y'all a few sandwiches, in
case you get hungry in de middle of de ride.
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You really didn't want me
to come up here at all, then?
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I'm sorry to say I did not.
Clip duration: 135 seconds
Views: 244
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 07s
Uploaded: 04 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Love blooms between a sympathetic attorney and the comely shoplifter he has taken home for the Christmas holiday.
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