Can I buy a vowel?
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Bill Rago:
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm looking for the Army Education Center. [reads referral] Bill Rago:
Captain Tom Murdoch. MP Directing Traffic:
Captain Murdoch's not at the A.E.C. Captain Murdoch's at the A.R.C Bill Rago:
[fumbling to write down directions]
A.R.C., A.E.C. MP Directing Traffic:
[Walks up to Rago]
You lookin' for Captain Murdoch? Bill Rago:
Yeah. MP Directing Traffic:
The A.E.C. is building 2310. You want building 4475. Bill Rago:
447... MP Directing Traffic:
Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click 'til you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left. Bill Rago:
[writing furiously]
P.M., P.X. MP Directing Traffic:
If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far. [returns to post] Bill Rago:
[reviewing notes]
D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. [pause] Bill Rago:
Can I buy a vowel?
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm looking for the Army Education Center. [reads referral] Bill Rago:
Captain Tom Murdoch. MP Directing Traffic:
Captain Murdoch's not at the A.E.C. Captain Murdoch's at the A.R.C Bill Rago:
[fumbling to write down directions]
A.R.C., A.E.C. MP Directing Traffic:
[Walks up to Rago]
You lookin' for Captain Murdoch? Bill Rago:
Yeah. MP Directing Traffic:
The A.E.C. is building 2310. You want building 4475. Bill Rago:
447... MP Directing Traffic:
Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click 'til you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left. Bill Rago:
[writing furiously]
P.M., P.X. MP Directing Traffic:
If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far. [returns to post] Bill Rago:
[reviewing notes]
D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. [pause] Bill Rago:
Can I buy a vowel?
Full Transcript
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Excuse me Excuse me I'm
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I'm lookin' for the Army Education Center
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Captain Tom Murdoch
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Captain Murdoch's not at the AEC Captain Murdoch's at the ARC
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ARC AEC
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You lookin' for Captain Murdoch Yeah
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The AEC is building 2310
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You want building 4475 4475
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Look here's what you do
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You go right here Take another right at the P X
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Go half a click till you see the DPTM Center
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P M P X Then take a left
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If you hit the RFPC you've gone too far
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SIGHS
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DPTM RFPC
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Can I buy a vowel
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Movie Summary
A failed businessman is hired by the army to teach a group of underachieving recruits in order to help them pass basic training.
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I’m Bill Rago. - Renaissance Man](https://clip.cafe/img400/hi-chuckles-i-rsquo-m-bill-rago.jpg)
