It's like when you're in high school, you always say, "Oh mom I'm going to watch a movie...

Deputy Clementine Johnson:

It's like when you're in high school, you always say, "Oh mom I'm going to watch a movie with uh... my boyfriend." And then you come home and your lips are all swollen like ahhh and your hair is all matted and all your makeup is absorbed into your face and you're covered with hickies and your mom says, "Hey what were you doing?" And you say, "Oh I was just watching a movie." and she says, "That's my boyfriend, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay away!" and then I say, "Oh yeah why don't you shave your legs, stupid bitch... whore." But we could make a movie, rarrrrrrr