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Lt. Jim Dangle:
[performing an anti-crystal meth song for a class of kids]
You can monkey with a gibbon, You can fiddle with a bow / But before you snort that crystal meth, there's some things that you should know / Meth is made from antihistamines, in basement labs it's cooked / And possession is a felony, which means that you'll get booked / With a snort it zips right up your nose, and eats away your brain / It kills your sense of good and evil, and it makes you go insane / Here we go... / So don't meth with meth, Beth / Don't meth with meth, Seth / Don't meth with meth... Gwyneth / Don't meth with crystal meth! [pause] Lt. Jim Dangle:
Any questions? We do have about 45 minutes left... any requests? I know some Rush... a little bit of Floyd
[performing an anti-crystal meth song for a class of kids]
You can monkey with a gibbon, You can fiddle with a bow / But before you snort that crystal meth, there's some things that you should know / Meth is made from antihistamines, in basement labs it's cooked / And possession is a felony, which means that you'll get booked / With a snort it zips right up your nose, and eats away your brain / It kills your sense of good and evil, and it makes you go insane / Here we go... / So don't meth with meth, Beth / Don't meth with meth, Seth / Don't meth with meth... Gwyneth / Don't meth with crystal meth! [pause] Lt. Jim Dangle:
Any questions? We do have about 45 minutes left... any requests? I know some Rush... a little bit of Floyd
Full Transcript
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You can monkey with a gibbon
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You can fiddle with a bow
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But before you snort that crystal meth
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There's some things that you should know
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Meth is made from antihistamines
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In basement labs it's cooked
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And possession is a felony
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Which means that you'll get booked
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With a snort it zips right up your nose
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And eats away your brain
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It kills your sense of good and evil
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And it makes you go insane
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Here we go
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So don't meth with Meth Beth
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Don't meth with Meth Seth
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Don't meth with Meth Gwyneth
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Don't meth with crystal meth
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'Any questions '
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We got another uh 45 minutes to kill
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Uh any requests
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Anybody
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I know some Rush and I know a a lot of Floyd
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Movie Summary
An irreverent look at what goes on behind the scenes in Reno, Nevada's Sheriff's Department.
Actors
Fireman #2
