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"Reno 911! Miami" quotes

Reno 911! Miami poster
A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series.

Director: Robert Ben Garant
Writer: Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Kerri Kenney
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $20,342,161
Released: 23 Feb 2007
Awards: 1 nomination
What the fuck - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 What the fuck Hey how you doin' Shut up nigga - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 Hey how you doin' Shut up nigga We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk - Reno 911! Miami 00:13 We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk I have applied uh - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 I have applied uh I'm on wheels yo What are you covered in - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 I'm on wheels yo What are you covered in Dangle last words Uh he uh uh uh he loved it - Reno 911! Miami 00:07 Dangle last words Uh he uh uh uh he loved it Can we have the keys to those You can have keys to six rooms - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 Can we have the keys to those You can have keys to six rooms I did the the pull over and out the side - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 I did the the pull over and out the side I have to find who this is - Reno 911! Miami 00:16 I have to find who this is Terry when you are here you are an ambassador for Reno - Reno 911! Miami 00:10 Terry when you are here you are an ambassador for Reno Hey assholes More assholes for your big suck fest tonight - Reno 911! Miami 00:07 Hey assholes More assholes for your big suck fest tonight Oh Christ I was dreaming Why was your hand on my dick - Reno 911! Miami 00:07 Oh Christ I was dreaming Why was your hand on my dick Mm hmm That's a ukulele Terry Your mom's a ukulele Terry - Reno 911! Miami 00:06 Mm hmm That's a ukulele Terry Your mom's a ukulele... You know the suck fest in here - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 You know the suck fest in here What the fuck man - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 What the fuck man Jim would you just give me a pity fuck - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 Jim would you just give me a pity fuck Be gentle Geez - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 Be gentle Geez No immunity to bullets Oh God - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 No immunity to bullets Oh God That's not all you on What else are you on - Reno 911! Miami 00:06 That's not all you on What else are you on No it looks They're twins You got anything down there - Reno 911! Miami 00:11 No it looks They're twins You got anything down there No No we're not - Reno 911! Miami 00:19 No No we're not How are you Welcome to International Inn - Reno 911! Miami 00:31 How are you Welcome to International Inn I'm pooping - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 I'm pooping What the fuck - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 What the fuck Meanwhile my watch is caught in your pubes And I'm sorry - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 Meanwhile my watch is caught in your pubes And I'm... Rick Smith SWAT - Reno 911! Miami 00:13 Rick Smith SWAT If you fuck with me one more time - Reno 911! Miami 00:16 If you fuck with me one more time I just flew in I'm recording an album - Reno 911! Miami 00:17 I just flew in I'm recording an album I'm on wheels yo What are you covered in - Reno 911! Miami 00:08 I'm on wheels yo What are you covered in I've understood like every third word you've said to me the whole time I've known you - Reno 911! Miami 00:06 I've understood like every third word you've said... Open up I don't have a key to this door - Reno 911! Miami 00:33 Open up I don't have a key to this door It's like the kind of place you'd come to if you wanted to get - Reno 911! Miami 00:12 It's like the kind of place you'd come to if you... Sick fuck Who brings a weed whacker on a boat - Reno 911! Miami 00:05 Sick fuck Who brings a weed whacker on a boat Oh wow I just had the weirdest dream - Reno 911! Miami 00:17 Oh wow I just had the weirdest dream Let me ask you a question people - Reno 911! Miami 00:30 Let me ask you a question people I became a cop because - Reno 911! Miami 00:09 I became a cop because Um um uh legalize it - Reno 911! Miami 00:04 Um um uh legalize it The dumbest group of people I've ever met who weren't legally retarded - Reno 911! Miami 00:06 The dumbest group of people I've ever met who... You know Reno's really a lot like Mayberry on the TV - Reno 911! Miami 00:09 You know Reno's really a lot like Mayberry on the TV

Cast

Chief of Police - Lennie Loftin
District Attorney - Danny DeVito
Deputy Travis Junior - Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Raineesha Williams - Niecy Nash
Deputy Cherisha Kimball - Mary Birdsong