On the top shelf is a turkey. I'm not talking Thanksgiving big. I'm talking, you know, an...
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Duane: On the top shelf is a turkey. I'm not talking Thanksgiving big. I'm talking, you know, an obscene, enormous, like, 35-pound turkey with breasts the size of Jayne Mansfield's. You know what I mean? You've got gravy, stuffing, six-pack of Budweiser
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Bottom shelf raspberry pie Okay
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The way my mom makes it with the crust as thick as a steak
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Yeah And on top shelf is a turkey
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I'm not talking Thanksgiving big
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I'm talking you know an obscene enormous like 35 pound turkey
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with breasts the size of Jayne Mansfield's You know what I mean
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You've got gravy stuffing six pack of Budweiser
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Movie Summary
A US Fighter pilot's epic struggle of survival after being shot down on a mission over Laos during the Vietnam War.
