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Reservoir Dogs

He's a fuckin' asshole

Joe:So who's your parole officer?Mr. Blonde:Seymour Scagnetti.Joe:What's he like?Mr. Blonde:He's a fuckin' asshole

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Who's your parole officer
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Seymour scagnetti
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How is he
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He's a fucking asshole
Available in 5 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
3,978
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:42
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
Live Entertainment,Dog Eat Dog Productions

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Movie Summary

When a simple jewelry heist goes horribly wrong, the surviving criminals begin to suspect that one of them is a police informant.

Actors

Michael Madsen
Mr. Blonde
Michael Madsen
You know it never ceases to amaze meA fucking jungle bunny goes out thereslits some old woman's throat for 25 centshe gets Doris day for a parole officerGood fella like you winds up with a ball busting prick - Reservoir Dogs 00:15
You know it never ceases to amaze meA fucking jungle bunny...
Toothpick Vic. - Reservoir Dogs 00:36
Toothpick Vic.
Listen I'm sorry I should've picked you up myselfI was my fucking I mean it's been This week's been crazyI've had my head up my ass the whole timeIt's funny you should say that'cause that's what me and your daddy were just talking aboutThat I should have - Reservoir Dogs 00:50
Listen I'm sorry I should've picked you up myselfI...
I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, I'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on. - Reservoir Dogs 00:32
I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, I'm so...
All right! - Reservoir Dogs 00:07
All right!
You guys want to roll around on the floor, you do it in Eddie's office, not mine. - Reservoir Dogs 00:28
You guys want to roll around on the floor, you do it in...
Daddy did you see that WhatGuy got me on the ground he tried to fuck meYou wishYou sick bastard VicYou tried to fuck me in my father's officeLook Vic whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home go to itbut don't try to fuck meI mean I I don't - Reservoir Dogs 00:39
Daddy did you see that WhatGuy got me on the ground he tried...
Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse. - Reservoir Dogs 00:40
Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw...
I might break you in nice guy but I'd make you my dog's bitch - Reservoir Dogs 00:05
I might break you in nice guy but I'd make you my...
Ain't that a sad sight daddyA man walks into prison a white man walks out talking like a fuckin' niggerYou know what I think it's all that black semenbeen pumped up your ass so farnow it's backed into your fucking brain it's coming out your mouth - Reservoir Dogs 00:15
Ain't that a sad sight daddyA man walks into prison a...
Eddie you keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like a bitch - Reservoir Dogs 00:06
Eddie you keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you...
Now, Eddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. - Reservoir Dogs 00:26
Now, Eddie, when you came in here, we were talking some...
I'll get you down into long beach as a dock workerI don't want to lift no fucking crates EddieVic you ain't gonna lift shitYou don't even work thereBut as far as the records are concerned you doI'll call Matthews the foreman and tell him he's got a new - Reservoir Dogs 00:26
I'll get you down into long beach as a dock workerI...
We got places all over the place - Reservoir Dogs 00:04
We got places all over the place
You know I really appreciate what you guys are doingbut I'd like to know when I can come backyou know do some real workWell it's hard to sayIt's kind of a strange time nowThings are kind ofThey're a little fucked up is what they areWe're just getting - Reservoir Dogs 01:18
You know I really appreciate what you guys are doingbut...
Now just just hear me outI know you don't like using the boys on these jobsbut Vic here he's only been nothing but good luck for usThe guy's a fucking rabbit's foot for crying out loudI'd like to have him in - Reservoir Dogs 00:19
Now just just hear me outI know you don't like using...
All I know is what Vic told me manHe said the place turned into a fucking bullet festivalHe took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of thereGet up Get upJ you promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend j'do I sound like I'm fucking jokingHe's - Reservoir Dogs 00:19
All I know is what Vic told me manHe said the place turned...
I don't know who did whatI I don't know who's got the loot I don't know if anybody's got the lootI don't know who's dead I don't know who's aliveI don't know who's caught I don't know who's not - Reservoir Dogs 00:11
I don't know who did whatI I don't know who's...
We were set up The cops were there waiting for usWhat Nobody fucking set anybody upThe cops were there waiting for us man BullshitHey fuck you man You weren't there we wereI'm telling you the cops had that store staked outOkay Mr Fucking detective you're - Reservoir Dogs 00:39
We were set up The cops were there waiting for usWhat Nobody...
All right Mr Fucking compassion I will call somebodyWhoA fucking snake charmer Who do you thinkI'll call a doctor He'll fix him right up - Reservoir Dogs 00:13
All right Mr Fucking compassion I will call somebodyWhoA...