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Return of the Hero

"A child under each arm,I myself almost drowned, but happily a fishing boat sailed by."...

"A child under each arm,
I myself almost drowned, but happily a fishing boat sailed by." How lucky

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"A child under each arm, I myself almost drowned,
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but happily a fishing boat sailed by."
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How lucky.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:37
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
A fishing boat in the midst of a storm! - Return of the Hero 00:04
A fishing boat in the midst of a storm!
What would you prefer? A dolphin? A giant turtle? - Return of the Hero 00:04
What would you prefer? A dolphin? A giant turtle?
You think it's easy inventing new adventures each week - Return of the Hero 00:06
You think it's easy inventing new adventures each week
- I thought you meant the third kid. - Ah no, he drowned. - Return of the Hero 00:04
- I thought you meant the third kid. - Ah no, he drowned.
"Dear Pauline, after the storm, we dropped anchor at Madras..." - Return of the Hero 00:11
"Dear Pauline, after the storm, we dropped anchor at Ma...
"The Hindus' strange fashion of wagging their heads - Return of the Hero 00:12
"The Hindus' strange fashion of wagging their head...
And the more he nodded, the more I whipped him! - Return of the Hero 00:04
And the more he nodded, the more I whipped him!
"The modest Indian women bathe fully-clothed in the river..." - Return of the Hero 00:13
"The modest Indian women bathe fully-clothed in the riv...
"On Sundays, after church..." - Return of the Hero 00:05
"On Sundays, after church..."
On Sundays, after church, I'd visit the leper colony - Return of the Hero 00:06
On Sundays, after church, I'd visit the leper colony
To bring these unfortunate people comfort, - Return of the Hero 00:07
To bring these unfortunate people comfort,
Whilst greeting a leper, - Return of the Hero 00:08
Whilst greeting a leper,
It is with pride and pleasure - Return of the Hero 00:07
It is with pride and pleasure
With humility too, for as everyone knows, - Return of the Hero 00:06
With humility too, for as everyone knows,
While we're here, I have some good news: - Return of the Hero 00:09
While we're here, I have some good news:
Dunoyer is a nice enough fellow, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Dunoyer is a nice enough fellow,
I'm far more discreet than he, and above all... - Return of the Hero 00:04
I'm far more discreet than he, and above all...
We could discuss this tomorrow afternoon - Return of the Hero 00:05
We could discuss this tomorrow afternoon
I saw you going upstairs - Return of the Hero 00:05
I saw you going upstairs
Why wouldn't we lock ourselves inside one of these rooms, - Return of the Hero 00:10
Why wouldn't we lock ourselves inside one of these room...