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But how the devil did you survive such a massacre?
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Return of the Hero

But how the devildid you survive such a massacre?

But how the devil
did you survive such a massacre?

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But how the devil did you survive such a massacre?
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5 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
01:12:33
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
We know how to fight wars, but when it comes to telling them, - Return of the Hero 00:07
We know how to fight wars, but when it comes to telling them...
Sir. Duty forces me to cut short this meal, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Sir. Duty forces me to cut short this meal,
As for these Cossacks, fear not, I'll have them for dessert. - Return of the Hero 00:05
As for these Cossacks, fear not, I'll have them for des...
If we can't be lovers, maybe we can be friends? - Return of the Hero 00:04
If we can't be lovers, maybe we can be friends?
So be it. I have many failings, but I'm not ungrateful. - Return of the Hero 00:04
So be it. I have many failings, but I'm not ungrateful.
The Cossacks are one league from here! - Return of the Hero 00:04
The Cossacks are one league from here!
Watch out for the furniture! It's fragile. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Watch out for the furniture! It's fragile.
Captain, isn't the angle of fire from this window better? - Return of the Hero 00:05
Captain, isn't the angle of fire from this window bette...
What if we left this room unprotected to lure them here? - Return of the Hero 00:04
What if we left this room unprotected to lure them here?
They'll wait - Return of the Hero 00:05
They'll wait
Give me a few minutes to figure out the best tactic. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Give me a few minutes to figure out the best tactic.
- It's not really appropriate... - Not at all. - Return of the Hero 00:04
- It's not really appropriate... - Not at all.
It would seem that our deadline was reached long ago... - Return of the Hero 00:05
It would seem that our deadline was reached long ago...
The Emperor orders us to leave for Leipzig at once. - Return of the Hero 00:04
The Emperor orders us to leave for Leipzig at once.