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Return of the Hero

I admit, I did not escapewithout a few scratches, but as I sit here now, the horrible...

I admit, I did not escape
without a few scratches, but as I sit here now, the horrible beast is my bedside rug."

Full Transcript

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I admit, I did not escape without a few scratches,
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but as I sit here now,
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the horrible beast is my bedside rug."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:13
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
But that night, - Return of the Hero 00:04
But that night,
Pauline, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Pauline,
"For several weeks now, - Return of the Hero 00:10
"For several weeks now,
Only a handful of us remain, holed up in a fort, - Return of the Hero 00:09
Only a handful of us remain, holed up in a fort,
Should this letter reach you, I greatly fear that... - Return of the Hero 00:05
Should this letter reach you, I greatly fear that...
At this tragic moment, only one thing counts for me, - Return of the Hero 00:05
At this tragic moment, only one thing counts for me,
Forget me, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Forget me,
Ah, yes. Beautiful country, but not very welcoming. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Ah, yes. Beautiful country, but not very welcoming.
Say, could you help me settle my dispute with the innkeeper? - Return of the Hero 00:05
Say, could you help me settle my dispute with the innkeeper?
- Listen, Captain. - No more "Captain." - Return of the Hero 00:06
- Listen, Captain. - No more "Captain."
Add 2 francs for a shave and I'll pay your sister my respects. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Add 2 francs for a shave and I'll pay your sister my re...
So I pretended I was you and wrote her letters. - Return of the Hero 00:04
So I pretended I was you and wrote her letters.
You died a hero. The whole town believes it. - Return of the Hero 00:04
You died a hero. The whole town believes it.
"In memory of Captain Charles-Grégoire Neuville, - Return of the Hero 00:06
"In memory of Captain Charles-Grégoire Neuville,
In memory of Captain Charles Gr goire Neuville - Return of the Hero 00:23
In memory of Captain Charles Gr goire Neuville
Such daring, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Such daring,
He said he was coming to see - Return of the Hero 00:05
He said he was coming to see
You've surely noticed - Return of the Hero 00:05
You've surely noticed
I am here today and honor obliges me to tell Pauline - Return of the Hero 00:06
I am here today and honor obliges me to tell Pauline
Thus, I rejoice to see her so happy, - Return of the Hero 00:06
Thus, I rejoice to see her so happy,