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Return of the Hero

I remember once, I came homelooking like a drowned rat

I remember once, I came home
looking like a drowned rat

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I remember once,
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I came home looking like a drowned rat.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:09
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
But tobacco is not my main source of income. Far from it. - Return of the Hero 00:05
But tobacco is not my main source of income. Far from it.
I won a mine in a card game against a maharajah. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I won a mine in a card game against a maharajah.
At the risk of seeming impolite, - Return of the Hero 00:07
At the risk of seeming impolite,
Your last letter described - Return of the Hero 00:05
Your last letter described
Tell us how you got out of that fort, - Return of the Hero 00:08
Tell us how you got out of that fort,
So, you didn't get the letter where I explained - Return of the Hero 00:06
So, you didn't get the letter where I explained
This hen is delicious, Madam Beaugrand. - Return of the Hero 00:04
This hen is delicious, Madam Beaugrand.
You're surely weary of the story, - Return of the Hero 00:06
You're surely weary of the story,
Didn't you tell me earlier, - Return of the Hero 00:10
Didn't you tell me earlier,
The English surely did everything to make you leave the fort. - Return of the Hero 00:05
The English surely did everything to make you leave the fort...
But thanks to a moonless night, gliding in the dark, - Return of the Hero 00:07
But thanks to a moonless night, gliding in the dark,
I knew the battle was lost, - Return of the Hero 00:05
I knew the battle was lost,
A dragoon regiment. They made short work of the Brits. - Return of the Hero 00:04
A dragoon regiment. They made short work of the Brits.
No. But let's be honest, it sounds like a bad novel. - Return of the Hero 00:04
No. But let's be honest, it sounds like a bad novel.
It's modest, but you'll be more comfortable than at the inn. - Return of the Hero 00:04
It's modest, but you'll be more comfortable than a...
While we're alone, I'd like to - Return of the Hero 00:05
While we're alone, I'd like to
I'd like to know - Return of the Hero 00:05
I'd like to know
Consider the idea of allowing me to... - Return of the Hero 00:05
Consider the idea of allowing me to...
And don't forget, - Return of the Hero 00:04
And don't forget,
If this is another ruse to squeeze money out of me, - Return of the Hero 00:05
If this is another ruse to squeeze money out of me,