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Return of the Hero

I thought you'd be pleased to chat with an authenticImperial Army veteran

I thought you'd be pleased to chat with an authentic
Imperial Army veteran

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I thought you'd be pleased
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to chat with an authentic Imperial Army veteran.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:39
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
What do you think they'll do? Slap my wrist? - Return of the Hero 00:04
What do you think they'll do? Slap my wrist?
That means a court martial and the firing squad. - Return of the Hero 00:04
That means a court martial and the firing squad.
Now that everyone's here, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Now that everyone's here,
You have before you a man who fought alone - Return of the Hero 00:07
You have before you a man who fought alone
I admit I didn't count, maybe there were less. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I admit I didn't count, maybe there were less.
Even so, - Return of the Hero 00:05
Even so,
As he did in the Austrian campaign. - Return of the Hero 00:04
As he did in the Austrian campaign.
General, dear friends, - Return of the Hero 00:05
General, dear friends,
I wish to take advantage of this lovely occasion to announce... - Return of the Hero 00:05
I wish to take advantage of this lovely occasion to announce...
I've decided to accept Captain Neuville's marriage proposal. - Return of the Hero 00:05
I've decided to accept Captain Neuville's marriage...
So tell me, Captain, - Return of the Hero 00:06
So tell me, Captain,
I've always wondered how the Emperor got out of that mess. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I've always wondered how the Emperor got out of that me...
Should you decide to renounce marrying my daughter, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Should you decide to renounce marrying my daughter,
The Emperor had won four victories in five days. - Return of the Hero 00:04
The Emperor had won four victories in five days.
Then that morning, while crossing the river, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Then that morning, while crossing the river,
A whole section of the army - Return of the Hero 00:06
A whole section of the army
Joubert's head, - Return of the Hero 00:10
Joubert's head,
Three hundred men died - Return of the Hero 00:05
Three hundred men died
Three hundred bodies blown to shreds across the plain. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Three hundred bodies blown to shreds across the plain.
Three hundred lives extinguished - Return of the Hero 00:05
Three hundred lives extinguished