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Return of the Hero

I won't hurt him or take him from you

I won't hurt him or take him from you

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I won't hurt him
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or take him from you.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:03
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
The idea of killing you was hard enough, - Return of the Hero 00:07
The idea of killing you was hard enough,
When that disgusting tradesman made advances - Return of the Hero 00:06
When that disgusting tradesman made advances
What do you mean? He was courteous, no more. - Return of the Hero 00:04
What do you mean? He was courteous, no more.
And when your mother treats me like a servant? - Return of the Hero 00:04
And when your mother treats me like a servant?
When you wear your vile boots - Return of the Hero 00:06
When you wear your vile boots
They stink! And so do your feet! They're putrid! - Return of the Hero 00:04
They stink! And so do your feet! They're putrid!
You should consult a doctor, better yet an embalmer! - Return of the Hero 00:05
You should consult a doctor, better yet an embalmer!
He needs to harden up! Because that's a problem too. - Return of the Hero 00:04
He needs to harden up! Because that's a problem too.
It had come to a head. It's unbearable. - Return of the Hero 00:04
It had come to a head. It's unbearable.
We'd never dream of speaking ill of Loiseau or Dunoyer. - Return of the Hero 00:04
We'd never dream of speaking ill of Loiseau or Dunoyer.
How can you think you'll get away with such a lie? - Return of the Hero 00:04
How can you think you'll get away with such a lie?
I've thought it over and it's actually quite simple. - Return of the Hero 00:05
I've thought it over and it's actually quite simpl...
I've designed what you could call a pyramid scheme. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I've designed what you could call a pyramid scheme.
I pay the first investor with the next two's money. - Return of the Hero 00:05
I pay the first investor with the next two's money.
Listen here, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Listen here,
Sit down with us and enjoy this delicious moment. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Sit down with us and enjoy this delicious moment.
But my reason for coming obliges me to remain standing. - Return of the Hero 00:04
But my reason for coming obliges me to remain standing.
What you are about to hear may come as a surprise, - Return of the Hero 00:06
What you are about to hear may come as a surprise,
But this matter weighs on my soul - Return of the Hero 00:05
But this matter weighs on my soul
The affection I have for your family, - Return of the Hero 00:08
The affection I have for your family,