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Return of the Hero

So tell me, Captain, if you were in Austria, you were in Essling?

So tell me, Captain, if you were in Austria, you were in Essling?

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So tell me, Captain,
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if you were in Austria,
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you were in Essling?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:43
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
I've always wondered how the Emperor got out of that mess. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I've always wondered how the Emperor got out of that me...
Should you decide to renounce marrying my daughter, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Should you decide to renounce marrying my daughter,
The Emperor had won four victories in five days. - Return of the Hero 00:04
The Emperor had won four victories in five days.
Then that morning, while crossing the river, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Then that morning, while crossing the river,
A whole section of the army - Return of the Hero 00:06
A whole section of the army
Joubert's head, - Return of the Hero 00:10
Joubert's head,
Three hundred men died - Return of the Hero 00:05
Three hundred men died
Three hundred bodies blown to shreds across the plain. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Three hundred bodies blown to shreds across the plain.
Three hundred lives extinguished - Return of the Hero 00:05
Three hundred lives extinguished
But how the devil did you survive such a massacre? - Return of the Hero 00:05
But how the devil did you survive such a massacre?
We know how to fight wars, but when it comes to telling them, - Return of the Hero 00:07
We know how to fight wars, but when it comes to telling them...
Sir. Duty forces me to cut short this meal, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Sir. Duty forces me to cut short this meal,
As for these Cossacks, fear not, I'll have them for dessert. - Return of the Hero 00:05
As for these Cossacks, fear not, I'll have them for des...
If we can't be lovers, maybe we can be friends? - Return of the Hero 00:04
If we can't be lovers, maybe we can be friends?
So be it. I have many failings, but I'm not ungrateful. - Return of the Hero 00:04
So be it. I have many failings, but I'm not ungrateful.
The Cossacks are one league from here! - Return of the Hero 00:04
The Cossacks are one league from here!
Watch out for the furniture! It's fragile. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Watch out for the furniture! It's fragile.
Captain, isn't the angle of fire from this window better? - Return of the Hero 00:05
Captain, isn't the angle of fire from this window bette...
What if we left this room unprotected to lure them here? - Return of the Hero 00:04
What if we left this room unprotected to lure them here?
They'll wait - Return of the Hero 00:05
They'll wait