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Return of the Hero

When I say "fire." You shoot

When I say "fire." You shoot

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When I say "fire."
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You shoot.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:07
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, history
Production
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Movie Summary

1809, France. Captain Neuville is called to the front, leaving his future bride heartbroken. Her sister decides to write letters on his behalf to cheer her up. But it all goes south when Neuville reappears.
I admit, I was unsettled by your return. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I admit, I was unsettled by your return.
I confess, I was flattered that my letters - Return of the Hero 00:05
I confess, I was flattered that my letters
But I sincerely love Nicolas. He's always been there for me. - Return of the Hero 00:04
But I sincerely love Nicolas. He's always been there fo...
I won't hurt him - Return of the Hero 00:04
I won't hurt him
The idea of killing you was hard enough, - Return of the Hero 00:07
The idea of killing you was hard enough,
When that disgusting tradesman made advances - Return of the Hero 00:06
When that disgusting tradesman made advances
What do you mean? He was courteous, no more. - Return of the Hero 00:04
What do you mean? He was courteous, no more.
And when your mother treats me like a servant? - Return of the Hero 00:04
And when your mother treats me like a servant?
When you wear your vile boots - Return of the Hero 00:06
When you wear your vile boots
They stink! And so do your feet! They're putrid! - Return of the Hero 00:04
They stink! And so do your feet! They're putrid!
You should consult a doctor, better yet an embalmer! - Return of the Hero 00:05
You should consult a doctor, better yet an embalmer!
He needs to harden up! Because that's a problem too. - Return of the Hero 00:04
He needs to harden up! Because that's a problem too.
It had come to a head. It's unbearable. - Return of the Hero 00:04
It had come to a head. It's unbearable.
We'd never dream of speaking ill of Loiseau or Dunoyer. - Return of the Hero 00:04
We'd never dream of speaking ill of Loiseau or Dunoyer.
How can you think you'll get away with such a lie? - Return of the Hero 00:04
How can you think you'll get away with such a lie?
I've thought it over and it's actually quite simple. - Return of the Hero 00:05
I've thought it over and it's actually quite simpl...
I've designed what you could call a pyramid scheme. - Return of the Hero 00:04
I've designed what you could call a pyramid scheme.
I pay the first investor with the next two's money. - Return of the Hero 00:05
I pay the first investor with the next two's money.
Listen here, - Return of the Hero 00:07
Listen here,
Sit down with us and enjoy this delicious moment. - Return of the Hero 00:04
Sit down with us and enjoy this delicious moment.