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Franny Philips:
[waiting for Her dog to take a dump]
Can you write me a note if I'm late to school? Paul Philips:
I guess so. Franny Philips:
"Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit." Paul Philips:
Franny! Watch your mouth! Franny Philips:
Daddy, you're such a prude! Paul Philips:
Well, I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought *I* was retarded
[waiting for Her dog to take a dump]
Can you write me a note if I'm late to school? Paul Philips:
I guess so. Franny Philips:
"Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit." Paul Philips:
Franny! Watch your mouth! Franny Philips:
Daddy, you're such a prude! Paul Philips:
Well, I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought *I* was retarded
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I'll write you an excuse
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Dear Mrs hackett
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franny is late today because her dog can't shit
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Franny
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It just came out
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Just because your mother has a mouth like a teamster
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she does not
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I didn't say shit until I was 18
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and nobody thought I was retarded
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Movie Summary
Two 12-year-olds, the products of Upper-West-Side broken homes, struggle to make sense of their parents' lives and their own adolescent feelings.

