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Rick and Morty

So are we going to ignore that youtried to stop bullets using my body? You have an...

So are we going to ignore that you
tried to stop bullets using my body? You have an unresolved fortune.
Until you have sex with your mom, you're basically immortal. Do you have
any idea how amazing that is? You don't even care about me.
You just want fortune cookie power. Okay, Jerry, how about this.
If it comes down to it, - I promise I'll put a bullet in her head.
- No! You're right, the fortune didn't say
she'd be alive, did it? - I hate you!
- Hate productive things. Hate crawling through a fucking air vent. Those are those weird hex headed screws.
Do your screwdriver fingers

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So are we going to ignore that you tried to stop bullets using my body?
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You have an unresolved fortune. Until you have sex with your mom,
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you're basically immortal. Do you have any idea how amazing that is?
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You don't even care about me. You just want fortune cookie power.
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Okay, Jerry, how about this. If it comes down to it,
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- I promise I'll put a bullet in her head. - No!
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You're right, the fortune didn't say she'd be alive, did it?
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- I hate you! - Hate productive things.
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Hate crawling through a fucking air vent.
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Those are those weird hex headed screws. Do your screwdriver fingers...
Duration
32 seconds
Views
272
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:43
Uploaded
Aug 21, 2023
Season
6
Episode
5
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Jocks Studios

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Movie Summary

An animated series that follows the exploits of a super scientist and his not-so-bright grandson.
S05 • E01 Tell me, Father. - Rick and Morty 00:26
Tell me, Father.
S04 • E05 Snakes! Get back in the car! - Rick and Morty 00:31
Snakes! Get back in the car!
S04 • E10 She died the way she lived overserialized - Rick and Morty 00:04
She died the way she lived overserialized
S04 • E02 Say, "This is my shit my shit" ♪od beeps ] - Rick and Morty 00:25
Say, "This is my shit my shit" ♪od beeps ]
S04 • E01 I... will... die... old! - Rick and Morty 00:22
I... will... die... old!
S01 • E09 What a waste of a monkey paw - Rick and Morty 00:04
What a waste of a monkey paw
S06 • E04 Sorry Rick But your opinion means very little to me - Rick and Morty 00:06
Sorry Rick But your opinion means very little to me
S03 • E03 We got him. - Rick and Morty 00:12
We got him.
S06 • E08 Goddamnit. - Rick and Morty 00:17
Goddamnit.
S01 • E06 That's stupid - Rick and Morty 00:10
That's stupid
S04 • E09 The Great Roughing of It is at hand - Rick and Morty 00:04
The Great Roughing of It is at hand
S01 • E09 I just want to go back to hell - Rick and Morty 00:05
I just want to go back to hell
S03 • E03 Solen'ya! He's coming! - Rick and Morty 00:12
Solen'ya! He's coming!
S03 • E05 I knew you wouldn't let me die. - Rick and Morty 00:27
I knew you wouldn't let me die.
S02 • E10 Would you even know that wasn't earth - Rick and Morty 00:08
Would you even know that wasn't earth
S03 • E06 Uh is this like a sex dungeon - Rick and Morty 00:06
Uh is this like a sex dungeon
S03 • E09 Next item on the docket - Rick and Morty 00:12
Next item on the docket
S01 • E05 Your failures are your own old man - Rick and Morty 00:04
Your failures are your own old man
S03 • E09 Next item on the docket - Rick and Morty 00:11
Next item on the docket
S02 • E03 Wubba lubba dub dub - Rick and Morty 00:03
Wubba lubba dub dub