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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

A human baby? Oh my god, the responsibility of a human life?

A human baby? Oh my god, the responsibility of a human life?

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A human baby? Oh my god,
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the responsibility of a human life?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:45
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
We said how weak and vulnerable they are. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We said how weak and vulnerable they are.
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that.
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was!
Embarrassing. "Jane?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Embarrassing. "Jane?"
"Baby's dead." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
"Baby's dead."
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years,
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cave its head in and die. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cav...
Then Social Services come round and say, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Then Social Services come round and say,
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem.
A young kid born, through no fault of his own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
A young kid born, through no fault of his own,
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village weren't so lucky. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village...
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right?
I'd tell him that early on, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'd tell him that early on,
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes...
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but.....
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa?
-Do you wanna pay me back?"  -"Yeah." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
-Do you wanna pay me back?"  -"Yeah."
If he ran round and caved his head in... and died, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
If he ran round and caved his head in... and died,
Even though I don't have children  of my own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Even though I don't have children  of my own,
I could be busy, I could be working, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I could be busy, I could be working,