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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

And my kid, he'd be born into ridiculous wealth, wouldn't he? So

And my kid, he'd be born into ridiculous wealth, 
wouldn't he? So

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And my kid,
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he'd be born into ridiculous wealth,  wouldn't he? So...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:36
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead cunts, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead ...
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to being as brilliant as his dad. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to...
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing,
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong crowd, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong cr...
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home...
And as he was there, convulsing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
And as he was there, convulsing,
His little fucking dying words, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
His little fucking dying words,
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born,...
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick about her. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick ab...
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn't escape. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn...
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts and she's peckish. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts an...
A human baby? Oh my god, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
A human baby? Oh my god,
We said how weak and vulnerable they are. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We said how weak and vulnerable they are.
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that.
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was!
Embarrassing. "Jane?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Embarrassing. "Jane?"
"Baby's dead." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
"Baby's dead."
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years,
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cave its head in and die. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cav...