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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

As a young man, they were pert, and now they're like two plums in a sock

As a young man, they were pert, and now they're like two plums in a sock

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As a young man, they were pert,
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and now they're like two plums in a sock.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:03
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
I don't know when it happened, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I don't know when it happened,
So, as I've been getting older, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
So, as I've been getting older,
As I've got older, I've got richer, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
As I've got older, I've got richer,
Sun streaming in, classical music, this is the life. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Sun streaming in, classical music, this is the life.
Now, I'd never dreamt  that testicles would float. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Now, I'd never dreamt  that testicles would float.
You could tie things down with them, and they'd sink. You know? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
You could tie things down with them, and they'd sink. Y...
In the sea, you're in trunks, in the shower, they dangle, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
In the sea, you're in trunks, in the shower, they dangl...
That was my first thought. "Oh, my god, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
That was my first thought. "Oh, my god,
"Hold on, this bath's two feet deep!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
"Hold on, this bath's two feet deep!"
I looked, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I looked,
Easily, by some way, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Easily, by some way, right?
In fact, they'd created, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
In fact, they'd created,
My penis was dry, just nestled, just... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
My penis was dry, just nestled, just...
I'm just thinking, "This is bizarre." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'm just thinking, "This is bizarre."
I thought, "Maybe it's a fluke." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
I thought, "Maybe it's a fluke."
They're really...  They're really buoyant, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They're really...  They're really buoyant, right?
And I blame the beginning of its demise on social media. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And I blame the beginning of its demise on social media.
Because Twitter and Facebook, that's where this ridiculous notion bred, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Because Twitter and Facebook, that's where this ridicul...
Everything was "like me", "agree with me". It falls into two tribes. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Everything was "like me", "agree with...
"I don't agree with them,  so I block them." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
"I don't agree with them,  so I block them."