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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

As opposed to asking people, "Why do you have children?" Let's ask the fat lady in the...

As opposed to asking people, 
"Why do you have children?" Let's ask the fat lady in the leggings
why she's had eight, shall we?

Full Transcript

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As opposed to asking people,  "Why do you have children?"
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Let's ask the fat lady in the leggings why she's had eight, shall we?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:41
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
How is it selfish to not bring a life  into the world - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
How is it selfish to not bring a life  into the world
There's not a cabinet full of potential ghost fetuses going, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
There's not a cabinet full of potential ghost fetuses g...
But I've thought about it and there's  three reasons I don't have children. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
But I've thought about it and there's  three reaso...
The world's over-populated.  No-one's going, "Rick's not having kids. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
The world's over-populated.  No-one's going, "...
We're gonna run out. Fuck." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
We're gonna run out. Fuck."
I mean, from day one,  it's all "me, me, me", isn't it? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I mean, from day one,  it's all "me, me, me",...
"Feed me." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
"Feed me."
It costs the average household  in the West $200,000 to bring up a child. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
It costs the average household  in the West $200,000 to brin...
They don't go, "Thanks for having me." It's "I didn't wanna be born." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
They don't go, "Thanks for having me." It...
And my kid, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And my kid,
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead cunts, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead ...
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to being as brilliant as his dad. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to...
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing,
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong crowd, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong cr...
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home...
And as he was there, convulsing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
And as he was there, convulsing,
His little fucking dying words, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
His little fucking dying words,
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born,...
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick about her. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick ab...