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Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong crowd
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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty, run with the wrong crowd, try and get out from under my...

Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty, 
run with the wrong crowd, try and get out from under my shadow

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Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong crowd,
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try and get out from under my shadow.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:35
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home...
And as he was there, convulsing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
And as he was there, convulsing,
His little fucking dying words, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
His little fucking dying words,
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born,...
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick about her. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick ab...
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn't escape. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn...
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts and she's peckish. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts an...
A human baby? Oh my god, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
A human baby? Oh my god,
We said how weak and vulnerable they are. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We said how weak and vulnerable they are.
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that.
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was!
Embarrassing. "Jane?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Embarrassing. "Jane?"
"Baby's dead." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
"Baby's dead."
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years,
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cave its head in and die. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cav...
Then Social Services come round and say, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Then Social Services come round and say,
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem.
A young kid born, through no fault of his own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
A young kid born, through no fault of his own,
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village weren't so lucky. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village...
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right?