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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

I can't walk for the first five minutes, 'cause I've got no joints in my knees

I can't walk for the first five minutes, 'cause I've got no joints in my knees

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I can't walk for the first five minutes,
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'cause I've got no joints in my knees.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:32
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine and a half stone. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine an...
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating years... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating y...
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness,
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor.....
I was saying to Jane, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was saying to Jane,
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130.
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating.
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane.
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thought, "You're right. 48." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thoug...
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day,
Just so I could do all that, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Just so I could do all that,
But now, I still eat and drink too much, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
But now, I still eat and drink too much,
So, I'm going to get steadily fatter and fatter again, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
So, I'm going to get steadily fatter and fatter again,
No, honestly, in a lift, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
No, honestly, in a lift,
I'll have to buzz that off soon. I'd never wear a wig, oh, my god. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I'll have to buzz that off soon. I'd never wear a ...
If you wear a wig or a toupee,  and you think you've got away with it... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
If you wear a wig or a toupee,  and you think you've go...
My brain knows a wig has come  into the room before I do, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
My brain knows a wig has come  into the room before I do, ri...
I could be at a party, it'll go, "There's a wig in here." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
I could be at a party, it'll go, "There's a w...
Great bloke. He's dead now. Died a few years ago. I was only little. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Great bloke. He's dead now. Died a few years ago. I was...
It might have been something like alopecia - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
It might have been something like alopecia