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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

I go, "Cheers, you fucker! How you doing, boy?" She's going, "I can't eat that." Fucking...

I go, "Cheers, you fucker! 
How you doing, boy?" She's going, "I can't eat that." 
Fucking hell

Full Transcript

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I go, "Cheers, you fucker!  How you doing, boy?"
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She's going, "I can't eat that."  Fucking hell.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:18
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
"Who wants Ferrero Rocher?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
"Who wants Ferrero Rocher?"
People see something they don't like, they expect it to stop, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
People see something they don't like, they expect it to...
It's why the world is getting worse, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
It's why the world is getting worse,
1965 to 2015, the peak of civlization, for everything. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
1965 to 2015, the peak of civlization, for everything.
For tolerances, for freedoms, for communication, for medicine. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
For tolerances, for freedoms, for communication, for medicin...
Old people say things like, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Old people say things like,
I wake up these days, and I go,  "Oh fuck, I didn't die." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I wake up these days, and I go,  "Oh fuck, I didn'...
I can't walk for the first five minutes, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I can't walk for the first five minutes,
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine and a half stone. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine an...
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating years... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating y...
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness,
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor.....
I was saying to Jane, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was saying to Jane,
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130.
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating.
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane.
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thought, "You're right. 48." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thoug...
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day,
Just so I could do all that, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Just so I could do all that,
But now, I still eat and drink too much, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
But now, I still eat and drink too much,