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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

I looked, and my testicles are now longer than my penis

I looked, and my testicles are now longer 
than my penis

Full Transcript

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I looked,
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and my testicles are now longer  than my penis.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:21
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Easily, by some way, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Easily, by some way, right?
In fact, they'd created, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
In fact, they'd created,
My penis was dry, just nestled, just... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
My penis was dry, just nestled, just...
I'm just thinking, "This is bizarre." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'm just thinking, "This is bizarre."
I thought, "Maybe it's a fluke." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
I thought, "Maybe it's a fluke."
They're really...  They're really buoyant, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They're really...  They're really buoyant, right?
And I blame the beginning of its demise on social media. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And I blame the beginning of its demise on social media.
Because Twitter and Facebook, that's where this ridiculous notion bred, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Because Twitter and Facebook, that's where this ridicul...
Everything was "like me", "agree with me". It falls into two tribes. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Everything was "like me", "agree with...
"I don't agree with them,  so I block them." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
"I don't agree with them,  so I block them."
No, they're not on our side." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No, they're not on our side."
And it also bred this ridiculous notion we've always had. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
And it also bred this ridiculous notion we've always ha...
Now, it's my opinion is worth as much as your fact, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Now, it's my opinion is worth as much as your fact,
I get tweets from people saying, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
I get tweets from people saying,
And there's a ridiculous thing of, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
And there's a ridiculous thing of,
We still sell bottles of bleach - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
We still sell bottles of bleach
But it's not just politicians.  Even real news. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
But it's not just politicians.  Even real news.
The news on TV says things like, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
The news on TV says things like,
-"I saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."  -You liar! Right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
-"I saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."  -You liar! Right?
There was a big news story last year, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
There was a big news story last year,