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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

I'd have to pad them so it didn'trun into it, cave its head in and die

I'd have to pad them so it didn't
run into it, cave its head in and die

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I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cave its head in and die.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:41
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Then Social Services come round and say, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Then Social Services come round and say,
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem.
A young kid born, through no fault of his own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
A young kid born, through no fault of his own,
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village weren't so lucky. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village...
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right?
I'd tell him that early on, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'd tell him that early on,
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes...
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but.....
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa?
-Do you wanna pay me back?"  -"Yeah." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
-Do you wanna pay me back?"  -"Yeah."
If he ran round and caved his head in... and died, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
If he ran round and caved his head in... and died,
Even though I don't have children  of my own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Even though I don't have children  of my own,
I could be busy, I could be working, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I could be busy, I could be working,
You get someone who's in for one day, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
You get someone who's in for one day,
-"Busy?" -I go, "Yeah! Yes. Yeah." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:13
-"Busy?" -I go, "Yeah! Yes. Yeah."
"I've got a photograph." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
"I've got a photograph."
You've gotta go through the whole polite rigmarole, and go, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:13
You've gotta go through the whole polite rigmarole, and...
You go, "Yeah, right." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
You go, "Yeah, right."
She's fucking beautiful." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
She's fucking beautiful."
There's a difference. I didn't have any money until I was 40. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
There's a difference. I didn't have any money unti...