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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

If walking by a nut kills you

If walking by a nut kills you

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If walking by a nut kills you...
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Timestamp in Movie
00:37:59
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Netflix

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In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
If being... just near a nut... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
If being... just near a nut...
And how has she lived long enough, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
And how has she lived long enough,
And if being near a nut kills you, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
And if being near a nut kills you,
I felt she was infringing  on my human right to eat nuts. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I felt she was infringing  on my human right to eat nuts.
I thought, "Oh, I wish  I'd brought my own nuts on." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I thought, "Oh, I wish  I'd brought my own nuts on...
She'd get on and start blowing up  like a frog, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
She'd get on and start blowing up  like a frog, right?
And someone would go,  "Ricky Gervais brought his own nuts on." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And someone would go,  "Ricky Gervais brought his own n...
Now, before I fly, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Now, before I fly,
Then I go, "Can I have any nuts?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Then I go, "Can I have any nuts?"
"What's the matter?" She goes, "Nuts!" Right? And dies. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
"What's the matter?" She goes, "Nuts!&qu...
And I go, "Who's been eating nuts?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
And I go, "Who's been eating nuts?"
By "outrage", I mean one person going, "How dare you?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
By "outrage", I mean one person going, "How d...
My daughter's nut-intolerant.  How dare you?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
My daughter's nut-intolerant.  How dare you?"
Twenty-three. Ignore it." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:16
Twenty-three. Ignore it."
"Would you find it funny if my daughter blew up like a frog?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
"Would you find it funny if my daughter blew up like a ...
If you said that at the funeral,  I would, yeah... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
If you said that at the funeral,  I would, yeah...
And she does a blog,  and they're talking to each other, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
And she does a blog,  and they're talking to each other...
One filmed her little girl, put it on YouTube, and sent me it. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
One filmed her little girl, put it on YouTube, and sent me i...
And she went, "Dear Mr. Gervais, I have a fatal nut allergy." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And she went, "Dear Mr. Gervais, I have a fatal nut all...
But then one of them said something that reeled me in. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
But then one of them said something that reeled me in.