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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

"I've got a photograph." I go, "You know what?Show me it if she goes missing

"I've got a photograph." I go, "You know what?
Show me it if she goes missing

Full Transcript

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"I've got a photograph."
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I go, "You know what? Show me it if she goes missing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:29
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
You've gotta go through the whole polite rigmarole, and go, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:13
You've gotta go through the whole polite rigmarole, and...
You go, "Yeah, right." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
You go, "Yeah, right."
She's fucking beautiful." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
She's fucking beautiful."
There's a difference. I didn't have any money until I was 40. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
There's a difference. I didn't have any money unti...
Because opportunity and privilege  spoils you. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Because opportunity and privilege  spoils you.
When I first made it in America, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
When I first made it in America,
And he just walked us past the queue - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And he just walked us past the queue
"Everyone's looking."  Pretending to be late, baseball cap. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
"Everyone's looking."  Pretending to be late,...
When I fly to the States, I've got a place there, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
When I fly to the States, I've got a place there,
Even if I was paying, I'd still go first class, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Even if I was paying, I'd still go first class,
That new Planet of the Apes movie's on.  She'll love that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
That new Planet of the Apes movie's on.  She'll lo...
But when someone else is paying, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
But when someone else is paying,
We're on the plane about 15 minutes before anyone else. God. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We're on the plane about 15 minutes before anyone else....
They bring round these snacks,  these warmed, caramelized nuts in a bowl. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
They bring round these snacks,  these warmed, caramelized nu...
No phone or anything. It's like a holiday, flying to the States. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
No phone or anything. It's like a holiday, flying to th...
If you hit the side of a mountain  at 500 miles per hour, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
If you hit the side of a mountain  at 500 miles per hour,
That calming, hypnotic voice,  like, "Nothing bad will happen." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
That calming, hypnotic voice,  like, "Nothing bad will ...
Things like, "In the event  of the plane landing on water--" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Things like, "In the event  of the plane landing on wat...
They say, "In the event of the plane landing on water, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
They say, "In the event of the plane landing on water,
So, the plane hits the water,  smashes to bits, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
So, the plane hits the water,  smashes to bits,