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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

Jane would be happy. She loves me, she loves chimps, so... You know

Jane would be happy. She loves me, she loves chimps, so... You know

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Jane would be happy. She loves me,
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she loves chimps, so... You know.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:22
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
I reckon that's got to be easier - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I reckon that's got to be easier
A bit of hair, and a top lip like that, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
A bit of hair, and a top lip like that,
And a hole gouged out, into-- - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And a hole gouged out, into--
I'm not saying chimps are better than women. No way. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'm not saying chimps are better than women. No way.
I can't see you, but, to me, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I can't see you, but, to me,
Like in emergencies. I'm talking to Jane, she's going, "What is it?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
Like in emergencies. I'm talking to Jane, she's go...
Are you saying that if Caitlyn Jenner was being chased by a wolf, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
Are you saying that if Caitlyn Jenner was being chased by a ...
I'll be walking along,   holding Jane's hand. "Come on, Bobo." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I'll be walking along,   holding Jane's hand. &quo...
"Come on, Bobo." In love. Just two... Like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
"Come on, Bobo." In love. Just two... Like that.
Then, if a bigot in a van slows down and goes, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Then, if a bigot in a van slows down and goes,
Not metaphorically! We're literally great apes. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Not metaphorically! We're literally great apes.
We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee.
But I said, "You've gotta learn. Stop crying." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
But I said, "You've gotta learn. Stop crying."...
Any more grizzling and this party's cancelled, so..." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Any more grizzling and this party's cancelled, so...&qu...
It's odd, because a human is born before the end - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
It's odd, because a human is born before the end
I mean, because of our evolution, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I mean, because of our evolution,
Then we go on gestating outside the womb. That's why we're so useless. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Then we go on gestating outside the womb. That's why we...
And the baby goes, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And the baby goes,
Just think, nine months we're growing in this perfect environment. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Just think, nine months we're growing in this perfect e...
Then, suddenly, you're being squeezed out of an hole near an ass. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Then, suddenly, you're being squeezed out of an hole ne...