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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

No, I never did. That's why you'll never be born, you useless, fucking junkie, Hampstead...

No, I never did. 
That's why you'll never be born, you useless, fucking junkie, 
Hampstead cunt

Full Transcript

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No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born,
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you useless, fucking junkie,  Hampstead cunt.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
96
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:07
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick about her. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick ab...
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn't escape. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn...
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts and she's peckish. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts an...
A human baby? Oh my god, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
A human baby? Oh my god,
We said how weak and vulnerable they are. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We said how weak and vulnerable they are.
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that.
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
What the...  What a fucking waste of time that was!
Embarrassing. "Jane?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Embarrassing. "Jane?"
"Baby's dead." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
"Baby's dead."
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
But even if it made it through the terrifying cot years,
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cave its head in and die. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I'd have to pad them so it didn't run into it, cav...
Then Social Services come round and say, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Then Social Services come round and say,
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
One, I wouldn't be adding to the population problem.
A young kid born, through no fault of his own, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
A young kid born, through no fault of his own,
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village weren't so lucky. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Particularly if I let him know the other kids in the village...
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
They didn't... They didn't make it out. Right?
I'd tell him that early on, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I'd tell him that early on,
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Tunde, look-- Yeah!  Water straight out of a tap, innit? Yes...
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No, it's not free. It's Hampstead, you know, but.....
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Remember all your friends in the village back in Africa?