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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

That calming, hypnotic voice, like, "Nothing bad will happen." They're saying horrendous...

That calming, hypnotic voice, 
like, "Nothing bad will happen." They're saying horrendous things, 
but nothing bad will happen, because I'm using this voice, don't worry

Full Transcript

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That calming, hypnotic voice,  like, "Nothing bad will happen."
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They're saying horrendous things,  but nothing bad will happen,
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because I'm using this voice, don't worry.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:37
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Things like, "In the event  of the plane landing on water--" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Things like, "In the event  of the plane landing on wat...
They say, "In the event of the plane landing on water, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
They say, "In the event of the plane landing on water,
So, the plane hits the water,  smashes to bits, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
So, the plane hits the water,  smashes to bits,
You've got about 15 minutes before hypothermia sets in. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
You've got about 15 minutes before hypothermia sets in.
You're going, "God, I'm gonna die,  I don't know what I'm doing!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
You're going, "God, I'm gonna die,  I don...
You have to wear ear plugs and defenders. Your teeth rattle. It's like... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
You have to wear ear plugs and defenders. Your teeth rattle....
I was flying Heathrow to JFK just before Christmas, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was flying Heathrow to JFK just before Christmas, right?
"Champagne in a wine glass,  like you like it, Mr. Gervais." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
"Champagne in a wine glass,  like you like it, Mr. Gerv...
I go, "Have you got any  of them warm nuts?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I go, "Have you got any  of them warm nuts?"
A lady's getting on who's so allergic, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:13
A lady's getting on who's so allergic,
If walking by a nut kills you... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
If walking by a nut kills you...
If being... just near a nut... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
If being... just near a nut...
And how has she lived long enough, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
And how has she lived long enough,
And if being near a nut kills you, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
And if being near a nut kills you,
I felt she was infringing  on my human right to eat nuts. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I felt she was infringing  on my human right to eat nuts.
I thought, "Oh, I wish  I'd brought my own nuts on." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I thought, "Oh, I wish  I'd brought my own nuts on...
She'd get on and start blowing up  like a frog, right? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
She'd get on and start blowing up  like a frog, right?
And someone would go,  "Ricky Gervais brought his own nuts on." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And someone would go,  "Ricky Gervais brought his own n...
Now, before I fly, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Now, before I fly,
Then I go, "Can I have any nuts?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
Then I go, "Can I have any nuts?"