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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

That's like going into a town square, seeing a big noticeboard saying "Guitar lessons",...

That's like going into a town square, seeing a big noticeboard saying "Guitar lessons", and you go, "But I don't fucking want guitar lessons!"

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That's like going into a town square,
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seeing a big noticeboard saying
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"Guitar lessons", and you go,
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"But I don't fucking want guitar lessons!"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
109
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:41
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Fine! It's not for you, then.  Just walk away. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Fine! It's not for you, then.  Just walk away.
I use it as a marketing tool and for fun, like everyone else. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I use it as a marketing tool and for fun, like everyone else...
But one great thing about Twitter, for me, personally, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
But one great thing about Twitter, for me, personally,
Years ago, it would take ages to get 100,000 signatures on a petition. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Years ago, it would take ages to get 100,000 signatures on a...
That's the magic number, because then it gets heard in Parliament. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
That's the magic number, because then it gets heard in ...
I've been part of many campaigns  through Twitter - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
I've been part of many campaigns  through Twitter
But even something as clear and distinct as animal cruelty, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
But even something as clear and distinct as animal cruelty,
I'll tweet something about  a bull being tortured - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
I'll tweet something about  a bull being tortured
I say, "Ban bullfighting." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
I say, "Ban bullfighting."
You can do both. I'm not saying, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
You can do both. I'm not saying,
And there's one thing that I didn't want in my head, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
And there's one thing that I didn't want in my hea...
There's a thing called  the Yulin Dog Meat Festival, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
There's a thing called  the Yulin Dog Meat Festival,
And we send people with money to buy the dogs, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And we send people with money to buy the dogs,
I tweet the details, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
I tweet the details,
It's a knee-jerk. People say, "Racist!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
It's a knee-jerk. People say, "Racist!"
You're right, a pig or a cow - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
You're right, a pig or a cow
It's not about the species. It's what they do to these poor dogs. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
It's not about the species. It's what they do to t...
What they do is torture the dogs first. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
What they do is torture the dogs first.
These two guys, in this Chinese square, and they're skinning this dog alive. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
These two guys, in this Chinese square, and they're ski...
It's screaming, they're laughing. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
It's screaming, they're laughing. It's the wo...