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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

Then, if a bigot in a van slows downand goes, "That's fucking disgusting." I'll fling shit...

Then, if a bigot in a van slows down
and goes, "That's fucking disgusting." I'll fling shit at him and run up a tree

Full Transcript

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Then, if a bigot in a van slows down and goes,
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"That's fucking disgusting."
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I'll fling shit at him and run up a tree.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:14
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Not metaphorically! We're literally great apes. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Not metaphorically! We're literally great apes.
We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee.
But I said, "You've gotta learn. Stop crying." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
But I said, "You've gotta learn. Stop crying."...
Any more grizzling and this party's cancelled, so..." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
Any more grizzling and this party's cancelled, so...&qu...
It's odd, because a human is born before the end - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
It's odd, because a human is born before the end
I mean, because of our evolution, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I mean, because of our evolution,
Then we go on gestating outside the womb. That's why we're so useless. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Then we go on gestating outside the womb. That's why we...
And the baby goes, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And the baby goes,
Just think, nine months we're growing in this perfect environment. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Just think, nine months we're growing in this perfect e...
Then, suddenly, you're being squeezed out of an hole near an ass. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Then, suddenly, you're being squeezed out of an hole ne...
You're covered in shit, there's screaming. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
You're covered in shit, there's screaming.
You go, "I can't breathe." Someone goes, "Yes, you fucking can!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
You go, "I can't breathe." Someone goes, &quo...
Very different. Very different, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Very different. Very different,
It's like the grandchildren  of poets and painters - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
It's like the grandchildren  of poets and painters
I don't know about now, but in my day, my estate was rough and scary. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I don't know about now, but in my day, my estate was ro...
My school was on my street and I ran there every day, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
My school was on my street and I ran there every day,
There weren't many pedophiles in Reading, the murderers had killed a lot. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
There weren't many pedophiles in Reading, the murderers...
I moved to Hampstead. Oh my god! There's no crime! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I moved to Hampstead. Oh my god! There's no crime!
Just a bloke, oil painting, in the middle of the street. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Just a bloke, oil painting, in the middle of the street.
Broad daylight, no-one gobbing on it or calling him "bender". It was weird! - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Broad daylight, no-one gobbing on it or calling him "be...