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They did the first three billion years  by themselves
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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

They did the first three billion years  by themselves, evolution and all that

They did the first three billion years  by themselves, evolution and all that

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They did the first three billion years  by themselves,
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evolution and all that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:07
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
Although, the Rhodesian Ridgeback was bred to hunt lions. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
Although, the Rhodesian Ridgeback was bred to hunt lions.
I can't help but think it was  a shock to it when it found out. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I can't help but think it was  a shock to it when it fo...
He goes, "Right, dogs!" They go, "What?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:21
He goes, "Right, dogs!" They go, "What?"
That is my favorite job.  That is my favorite job." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:25
That is my favorite job.  That is my favorite job."
"Ridgebacks?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:17
"Ridgebacks?"
Why can't the Rottweilers hunt lions?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
Why can't the Rottweilers hunt lions?"
This is my first new stand-up  for seven years, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
This is my first new stand-up  for seven years,
But with that many people watching, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
But with that many people watching,
Everyone goes, "I was offended." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:15
Everyone goes, "I was offended."
"Comedian in hot water." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
"Comedian in hot water."
My girlfriend, Jane, she worries, and she reads things. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
My girlfriend, Jane, she worries, and she reads things.
"What have you said?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
"What have you said?"
They won't come to the house. Fuck 'em." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
They won't come to the house. Fuck 'em."
I pretend I'm gonna say much worse things - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I pretend I'm gonna say much worse things
I have to make up worse jokes - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I have to make up worse jokes
About three days before this last one, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
About three days before this last one,
Please welcome Helen Mirren!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Please welcome Helen Mirren!"
She said, "You won't do that?" I said, "No." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
She said, "You won't do that?" I said, "...
I said, "Is this too much?" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
I said, "Is this too much?"
Please welcome Melissa McCarthy!" - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Please welcome Melissa McCarthy!"