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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

We're gonna run out. Fuck." Two. Kids are scroungers. Aren't they?

We're gonna run out. Fuck." Two. Kids are scroungers. Aren't they?

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We're gonna run out. Fuck."
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Two. Kids are scroungers. Aren't they?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:39
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
I mean, from day one,  it's all "me, me, me", isn't it? - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I mean, from day one,  it's all "me, me, me",...
"Feed me." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
"Feed me."
It costs the average household  in the West $200,000 to bring up a child. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
It costs the average household  in the West $200,000 to brin...
They don't go, "Thanks for having me." It's "I didn't wanna be born." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:11
They don't go, "Thanks for having me." It...
And my kid, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
And my kid,
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead cunts, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Running around with all the other  fucking little Hampstead ...
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
I can tell  from your little fucking cunty hats
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to being as brilliant as his dad. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
On the other hand, he'd know he'd never live up to...
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
I'd say, "I worked my way up from nothing,
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong crowd, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Eleven, twelve, he'd be naughty,  run with the wrong cr...
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Then he'd turn to drugs.  About 30, he'd come home...
And as he was there, convulsing, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:10
And as he was there, convulsing,
His little fucking dying words, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
His little fucking dying words,
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
No, I never did.  That's why you'll never be born,...
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick about her. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
No I would! I've only got a cat now and I worry sick ab...
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn't escape. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I check the door three times when I go out, so she doesn...
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts and she's peckish. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I put food and water in every room in case the door shuts an...
A human baby? Oh my god, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
A human baby? Oh my god,
We said how weak and vulnerable they are. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
We said how weak and vulnerable they are.
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
Now, go to sleep in your expensive cot, like that.