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Ricky Gervais: Humanity

"Who wants Ferrero Rocher?" "Me!" "All right. Here!" "I can't eat them." Oh, fuck off home

"Who wants Ferrero Rocher?" "Me!" "All right. Here!" "I can't eat them." Oh, fuck off home

Full Transcript

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"Who wants Ferrero Rocher?"
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"Me!"
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"All right. Here!"
00:00:05.076 --> 00:00:07.096
"I can't eat them." Oh, fuck off home.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:26
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

In his first special in seven years, Ricky Gervais slings his trademark snark at celebrity, mortality and a society that takes everything personally.
People see something they don't like, they expect it to stop, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
People see something they don't like, they expect it to...
It's why the world is getting worse, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
It's why the world is getting worse,
1965 to 2015, the peak of civlization, for everything. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
1965 to 2015, the peak of civlization, for everything.
For tolerances, for freedoms, for communication, for medicine. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
For tolerances, for freedoms, for communication, for medicin...
Old people say things like, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
Old people say things like,
I wake up these days, and I go,  "Oh fuck, I didn't die." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:09
I wake up these days, and I go,  "Oh fuck, I didn'...
I can't walk for the first five minutes, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I can't walk for the first five minutes,
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine and a half stone. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was thin till I was about 28, proper  skinny, like nine an...
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating years... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
And the next, sort of, 20 years were what I call my eating y...
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Until I reached a peak of unwellness and blobbiness,
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor... - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
There was one Christmas, I was at home, lying on the floor.....
I was saying to Jane, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I was saying to Jane,
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
And, honestly, my heart rate was like 130.
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:05
I felt nauseous, I had palpitations, I was sweating.
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane. - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:04
I wasn't having a heart attack, but it worried Jane.
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thought, "You're right. 48." - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:08
She said, "You gotta look after yourself." I thoug...
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
But I was having 2500, 3000 calories a day,
Just so I could do all that, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
Just so I could do all that,
But now, I still eat and drink too much, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:07
But now, I still eat and drink too much,
So, I'm going to get steadily fatter and fatter again, - Ricky Gervais: Humanity 00:06
So, I'm going to get steadily fatter and fatter again,