But I'm anti-racist. Of course I am. But I'm willing to admitthat if I'd have been born...
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But I'm anti-racist. Of course I am. But I'm willing to admitthat if I'd have been born 300 years ago, and I was white and wealthy, I'd have probably have owned slaves. Because… No, 'cause… I'd be nice to 'em, so shut up. I'd be… Yeah. That's right. I'd… I'd be the best slave owneryou've ever fucking… No, I would. I'd look after… I'd dress mine well.I'd dress my… I'd dress my slaves… Yeah, I would.I'd dress mine in little suits. Right? I'd… I'd go…I'd go, "Throw those dungarees away." "Put a little suit on." All the other slaves looking. I'd go… And I'd go… And I'd go,"Right, let's go to the pub, boys." Right? All the "white" people would go,"You can't take your slaves to the pub." I'd go, "Fuck you, fascists. They're…" "They're my slaves.I'll do what the fuck I want with 'em."
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But I'm anti racist Of course I am
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But I'm willing to admit that if I'd have been born 300 years ago
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and I was white and wealthy
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I'd have probably have owned slaves
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Because No 'cause
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I'd be nice to 'em so shut up
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I'd be Yeah That's right
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I'd I'd be the best slave owner you've ever fucking
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No I would I'd look after
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I'd dress mine well I'd dress my I'd dress my slaves
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Yeah I would I'd dress mine in little suits Right
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I'd I'd go I'd go Throw those dungarees away
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Put a little suit on
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All the other slaves looking I'd go
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And I'd go And I'd go Right let's go to the pub boys Right
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All the white people would go You can't take your slaves to the pub
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I'd go Fuck you fascists They're
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They're my slaves I'll do what the fuck I want with 'em
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Movie Summary
Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.
