I looked at him. I looked at Jane.Jane didn't even look up. She just went,"Nothing we can...
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I looked at him. I looked at Jane.Jane didn't even look up. She just went,"Nothing we can do." Like that. So I'm all alone, right? And the…And the sweat starts. I just get a sweat. I go, "Okay, he's gonna do it again."Sure enough, he… Like that. I bang my fork against the plate,and I just look at him. Jane goes, "He doesn't knowwhy you're staring at him." I go, "I want him to know.To go, 'Are you okay?'" I'll go, "Not really.""You keep doing that." Jane goes, "For heaven's sake,he's a busboy. He's at work." "Let's just eat and go." So meal ruined, right? And I wasn't allowed to do anything. So this is how I got throughthe last ten minutes of that meal. This is absolutely true.Right? I'm eating. Every time he went… …I went, "Cunt!"
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I looked at him
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I looked at Jane Jane didn't even look up
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She just went Nothing we can do Like that
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So I'm all alone right And the And the sweat starts I just get a sweat
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I go Okay he's gonna do it again Sure enough he Like that
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I bang my fork against the plate and I just look at him
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Jane goes He doesn't know why you're staring at him
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I go I want him to know To go 'Are you okay '
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I'll go Not really You keep doing that
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Jane goes For heaven's sake he's a busboy He's at work
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Let's just eat and go
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So meal ruined right
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And I wasn't allowed to do anything
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So this is how I got through the last ten minutes of that meal
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This is absolutely true Right I'm eating
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Every time he went I went Cunt
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Movie Summary
Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.
