I'm at that age nowwhere everything annoys me. I say this once a day. I go, "Why don't...
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I'm at that age nowwhere everything annoys me. I say this once a day. I go, "Why don't thingsjust fucking work?" You know? Whatever it is. The remote control for the TV.Working fine. You go back to it. "What… what's happenedin the last fucking ten seconds? Why…" The phone signalwhere I live in Hampstead is shit. I walk around the mansion going,"Can you hear me now?" D'you know? If you make a phone callin the cobbled streets of Hampstead, you can have five bars,having a chat, lovely. You go one step in the wrong direction… Do you know why the phone signal'sso shit in Hampstead? Because everyone's posh there, and no one wantsone of those pylons in their garden, 'cause they look shit and give you cancer. But I've said to the council, let's find a blind personwho's already got cancer…
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I'm at that age now where everything annoys me
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I say this once a day
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I go Why don't things just fucking work
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You know Whatever it is
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The remote control for the TV Working fine
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You go back to it
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What what's happened in the last fucking ten seconds Why
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The phone signal where I live in Hampstead is shit
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I walk around the mansion going Can you hear me now
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D'you know
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If you make a phone call in the cobbled streets of Hampstead
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you can have five bars having a chat lovely
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You go one step in the wrong direction
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Do you know why the phone signal's so shit in Hampstead
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Because everyone's posh there
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and no one wants one of those pylons in their garden
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'cause they look shit and give you cancer
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But I've said to the council
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let's find a blind person who's already got cancer
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Movie Summary
Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.
