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That's another thing I'm very proud of

Ricky Gervais: Mortality

That's another thing I'm very proud of. I can honestly say, in all my 64 years, I have...

Ricky Gervais: Mortality • 2025

That's another thing I'm very proud of. I can honestly say, in all my 64 years, I have never shat myself once, so, um… No, don't applaud. No. No! Right. Yeah. "Why do you like London so much, Rick?" 'Cause you get a round of applausefor not shitting yourself. Right. But that's the next phase now. The next… I reckon it's the next ten yearsthat I will… But as of now,my arsehole has never let me down. Very underrated, the human arsehole. Everyone goes, "The human brain,the greatest computer known to man." "Oh, the human livercan regenerate itself." Your arsehole is working 24-7. Even when you're asleep, it's like that."You're not coming out." "You're not coming out.You're not coming out." "No." "You're not coming out.And you're not coming in."

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That's another thing I'm very proud of

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I can honestly say in all my 64 years

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I have never shat myself once so um

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No don't applaud No

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No Right

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Yeah

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Why do you like London so much Rick

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'Cause you get a round of applause for not shitting yourself

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Right

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But that's the next phase now The next

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I reckon it's the next ten years that I will

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But as of now my arsehole has never let me down

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Very underrated the human arsehole

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Everyone goes The human brain the greatest computer known to man

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Oh the human liver can regenerate itself

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Your arsehole is working 24 7

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Even when you're asleep it's like that You're not coming out

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You're not coming out You're not coming out

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No

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You're not coming out And you're not coming in

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Une autre chose dont je suis fier

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Je peux dire qu'en 64 ans

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je me suis jamais chié dessus une seule fois donc

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Non n'applaudissez pas Non

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Non Bon

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Pourquoi tu adores Londres Rick

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On m'y applaudit pour pas m'être chié dessus

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Ouais

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Mais c'est la prochaine étape

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Les dix prochaines années je vais

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Jusqu'à présent mon trou du cul m'a jamais laissé tomber

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Très sous estimé l'anus humain

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On glorifie le cerveau humain le plus grand ordinateur

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Le foie humain capable de se régénérer

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Votre trou du cul bosse 24 heures sur 24

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Même quand on dort il est comme ça Tu sortiras pas

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Non

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Tu sortiras pas Et tu n'entres pas

Available in 2 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

8

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:38

Uploaded

Feb 01, 2026

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Production

Derek Productions

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Movie Summary

Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.