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If scientists came to me
and went, "We've sorted it." "You don't have to go back in time.
Just press this button." "It kills Hitler before the Holocaust,
before the war." "The present is exactly the same,
except it makes you a bit more ginger," I'd go, "No." "Why should I suffer?" But whenever you see
one of those fluff pieces, whenever they ask in one
of those questionnaires celebrities do, there's, "What's the first thing you'd do
if you had a time machine?" They all say,
"Oh, I'd go back and kill Hitler." Really?
and went, "We've sorted it." "You don't have to go back in time.
Just press this button." "It kills Hitler before the Holocaust,
before the war." "The present is exactly the same,
except it makes you a bit more ginger," I'd go, "No." "Why should I suffer?" But whenever you see
one of those fluff pieces, whenever they ask in one
of those questionnaires celebrities do, there's, "What's the first thing you'd do
if you had a time machine?" They all say,
"Oh, I'd go back and kill Hitler." Really?
Full Transcript
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If scientists came to me
and went, "We've sorted it."
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"You don't have to go back in time.
Just press this button."
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"It kills Hitler before the Holocaust,
before the war."
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"The present is exactly the same,
except it makes you a bit more ginger,"
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I'd go, "No."
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"Why should I suffer?"
00:00:21.006 --> 00:00:23.064
But whenever you see
one of those fluff pieces,
00:00:23.072 --> 00:00:26.052
whenever they ask in one
of those questionnaires celebrities do,
00:00:26.006 --> 00:00:29.084
there's, "What's the first thing you'd do
if you had a time machine?"
00:00:29.092 --> 00:00:32.072
They all say,
"Oh, I'd go back and kill Hitler." Really?
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Movie Summary
Follows Ricky Gervais as he gives his take on the rules of comedy, spoiling his cat and debunks the supernatural, concluding that actual nature is super enough.
