"So what you dois come into the facility." "We've hired loads of dwarfs, and we're not...
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"So what you do
is come into the facility." "We've hired loads of dwarfs, and we're not open
during the panto season." "We can't get the staff." "So you... you come in...
you come in Feb..." Shush. "You come in
February to November, right?" "We've hired loads of dwarfs, and we've dressed them up
as schoolchildren, and they just run around
the campus like that." "They're free-range dwarfs." "They're free-range dwarfs, and they look like
they're about six years old, but they're above legal age.
You're not breaking the law." "They've been paid. It's consensual." "You just go up to one you fancy,
pull down his little trousers, fiddle..." "Hey, Doctor, I said I was a pedo.
I didn't say I was gay." "Do you think there's, like,
homophobia in the pedophile community?" Like, one pedophile,
he's all smug. He's heterosexual
is come into the facility." "We've hired loads of dwarfs, and we're not open
during the panto season." "We can't get the staff." "So you... you come in...
you come in Feb..." Shush. "You come in
February to November, right?" "We've hired loads of dwarfs, and we've dressed them up
as schoolchildren, and they just run around
the campus like that." "They're free-range dwarfs." "They're free-range dwarfs, and they look like
they're about six years old, but they're above legal age.
You're not breaking the law." "They've been paid. It's consensual." "You just go up to one you fancy,
pull down his little trousers, fiddle..." "Hey, Doctor, I said I was a pedo.
I didn't say I was gay." "Do you think there's, like,
homophobia in the pedophile community?" Like, one pedophile,
he's all smug. He's heterosexual
Full Transcript
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"So what you do
is come into the facility."
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"We've hired loads of dwarfs,
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and we're not open
during the panto season."
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"We can't get the staff."
00:00:09.068 --> 00:00:12.076
"So you... you come in...
you come in Feb..."
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Shush. "You come in
February to November, right?"
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"We've hired loads of dwarfs,
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and we've dressed them up
as schoolchildren,
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and they just run around
the campus like that."
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"They're free-range dwarfs."
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"They're free-range dwarfs,
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and they look like
they're about six years old,
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but they're above legal age.
You're not breaking the law."
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"They've been paid. It's consensual."
00:00:35.084 --> 00:00:39.016
"You just go up to one you fancy,
pull down his little trousers, fiddle..."
00:00:39.024 --> 00:00:42.052
"Hey, Doctor, I said I was a pedo.
I didn't say I was gay."
00:00:42.006 --> 00:00:46.024
"Do you think there's, like,
homophobia in the pedophile community?"
00:00:46.032 --> 00:00:49.024
Like, one pedophile,
he's all smug. He's heterosexual.
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Movie Summary
Follows Ricky Gervais as he gives his take on the rules of comedy, spoiling his cat and debunks the supernatural, concluding that actual nature is super enough.
