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Ricky Stanicky

If I didn't get off my assand get a job, Keith was going to dump me

If I didn't get off my ass
and get a job, Keith was going to dump me

Full Transcript

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If I didn't get off my ass and get a job,
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Keith was going to dump me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:55
Uploaded
Apr 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Footloose Productions,Michael De Luca Productions,Smart Entertainment,RocketScience,Gerber Pictures,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

When three childhood best friends pull a prank that goes wrong, they invent the imaginary Ricky Stanicky to get them out of trouble. Twenty years later, they still use the nonexistent Ricky as a handy alibi for their immature beha...
By the way, I noticed that my so-called real friends - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
By the way, I noticed that my so-called real friends
But I can't go into meetings like this. - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
But I can't go into meetings like this.
They're so flippin' distracted, - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
They're so flippin' distracted,
We don't know that you've been doing this everywhere. I... - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
We don't know that you've been doing this everywhe...
- Really? - [door opens] - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
- Really? - [door opens]
[TV blips] - Ricky Stanicky 00:12
[TV blips]
There are companies out there who want to get bigger. - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
There are companies out there who want to get bigger.
There are companies out there who want to get smaller. - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
There are companies out there who want to get smaller.
On the other hand, to support everything we do... - Ricky Stanicky 00:07
On the other hand, to support everything we do...
Oh, God! Now it looks like I'm cupping the balls. - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
Oh, God! Now it looks like I'm cupping the balls.
...is the company that can do both. - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
...is the company that can do both.
Okay, from this point forward - Ricky Stanicky 00:07
Okay, from this point forward
- Watch the air-dicking, Ted. - Jesus...! [mutters] - Ricky Stanicky 00:07
- Watch the air-dicking, Ted. - Jesus...! [mutters]
Stanicky gives it to me straight, - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
Stanicky gives it to me straight,
He's in charge. End of discussion. - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
He's in charge. End of discussion.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, just make it go away. Just... - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
Oh, Jesus. Okay, just make it go away. Just...
Oh, Dean... [exhales heavily] - Ricky Stanicky 00:10
Oh, Dean... [exhales heavily]
Well, I pretend to know more than you, - Ricky Stanicky 00:10
Well, I pretend to know more than you,
[cell phone beeping] - Ricky Stanicky 00:06
[cell phone beeping]
[Rod whimpering] - Ricky Stanicky 00:05
[Rod whimpering]