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The Crypt Keeper:
[in a fake Jamaican accent]
Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper. Hot Girl:
Nice hair. The Crypt Keeper:
Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks". [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones [Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it] The Crypt Keeper:
T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas, [Focus in on a woman's breasts] The Crypt Keeper:
tourists and they're all so delicous. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
So enough of the jabberin' [We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra] The Crypt Keeper:
Our movie awaits... oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!
[in a fake Jamaican accent]
Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper. Hot Girl:
Nice hair. The Crypt Keeper:
Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks". [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones [Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it] The Crypt Keeper:
T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas, [Focus in on a woman's breasts] The Crypt Keeper:
tourists and they're all so delicous. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper:
So enough of the jabberin' [We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra] The Crypt Keeper:
Our movie awaits... oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!
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What's up my people Welcome to Jamaica man
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This is your old bosom bloody The Cryptkeeper Nice hair
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Ain't they cool Only they call these deadlocks Ha ha
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Oh One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys
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Of course I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones
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Or better yet just bones Ha ha
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Movie Summary
An American nurse living in Jamaica grows suspicious of the nearby group of Voodoo practitioners.
Actors
The Crypt Keeper