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Now that romance is offthe table, I'll just say it. Are we 100% surethat Archie's...

Riverdale • S01E02 • 2017

Watch it, Wednesday Addams. KEVIN:Now that romance is offthe table, I'll just say it. Are we 100% surethat Archie's straight? Because no straight manhas that body. Speaking of bodies... Have you recovered fromfinding Jason's? It was more traumatizinghaving to explain to my dad what I was doingwith Moose at the river. Yet another perkof being the sheriff's son. Oh, my God,those are gorgeous. Are those for Betty,Mrs. Philips? That's why I called her

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Watch it Wednesday Addams

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KEVIN Now that romance is off the table I'll just say it

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Are we 100 sure that Archie's straight

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Because no straight man has that body

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Speaking of bodies

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Have you recovered from finding Jason's

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It was more traumatizing having to explain to my dad

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what I was doing with Moose at the river

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Yet another perk of being the sheriff's son

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Oh my God those are gorgeous

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Are those for Betty Mrs Philips

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That's why I called her

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الآن وقد إنتهت فرصة الرومانسية سأقول ما عندي

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هل نحن متأكدين 100 أن أرشي مستقيم

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لأنه لا يوجد رجل مستقيم يملك جسم كهذا

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بالحديث عن الأجسام

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هل تعافيت من إيجاد جثة جيسون

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تفسيري لأبي ما كنت أفعله مع موس عند النهر كان الأمر الأكثر صدمة

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أجل تكبر آخر لكوني إبن المأمور

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رباه إنها رائعة

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هل هذه من أجل بيتي يا سيدة فيليبس

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لهذا السبب دعوتها

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দ খ ন ব ধব র অ য ড মস

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য হ ত র ম য ন স আউট আম এট বলব আপন ক ন শ চ ত অর চ স জ

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ক রণ ক ন ব ষমক ম র স ই শর র ন ই

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ল শ র কথ বলছ আপন ক এখন স স থ হয উঠ ছ ন জ সন র খ জ র জন য

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এট আর আঘ তম লক ছ ল ব ব ক ব ঝ ত হব

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আম নদ ত ম জ র স থ য করছ ল ম শ র ফ র ছ ল হওয র আরও একট স ব ধ

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আম র ঈশ বর ত র স ন দর

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ত র ক ব ট র জন য ম স স ফ ল পস

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স জন য আম ত ক ড ক ছ

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Attention Mercredi Addams

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Maintenant que c'est fini je demande Tu es sûr qu'Archie est hétéro

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Je ne connais pas d'hétéros avec ce corps

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À propos de corps tu t'es remis d'avoir trouvé celui de Jason

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C'était moins traumatisant que d'expliquer à mon père

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pourquoi j'étais avec Moose à la rivière Un autre avantage d'être fils de shérif

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Mon Dieu Elles sont magnifiques

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Elles sont pour Betty Mme Phillips

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C'est pour ça que je l'ai appelée

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Von wem kam das

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Pass auf Wednesday Addams

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Da die Romanze geknickt ist sage ich es Sind wir sicher dass Archie hetero ist

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Denn kein Hetero hat so einen Körper

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Apropos hast du dich davon erholt dass du Jasons Leiche gefunden hast

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Es war traumatischer meinem Dad erklären zu müssen

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was ich mit Moose am Fluss wollte Noch ein Vorteil der Sohn des Sheriffs zu sein

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Himmel die sind ja hinreißend

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Sind die für Betty Mrs Phillips

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Deswegen rief ich sie an

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Siapa yang usul begitu

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Pakai matamu Wednesday Addams

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Setelah jelas tak ada harapan dengannya apa kau yakin Archie bukan gay

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Karena hanya gay yang tubuhnya seperti itu

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Bicara soal tubuh apa kau sudah pulih dari menemukan tubuh Jason

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Kurasa lebih membuat trauma saat menjelaskan ke Ayahku

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apa yang kulakukan bersama Moose di sungai

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Itulah sulitnya menjadi anak sherif

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Astaga itu sangat cantik

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Apa itu untuk Betty Bu Phillips

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Karena itulah aku memanggilnya

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Смотрите Уэнсдей Аддамс

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Теперь этот роман никому не интересен Я просто скажу это

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Мы на 100 уверены что Арчи гетеросексуал

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Ни у одного гетеросексуала нет такого тела

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Кстати о телах

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Ты уже оправился после того как обнаружил Джейсона

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Объяснять отцу что я делал у реки вместе с Лосем

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это было более травматично

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Ещё одна из привилегий быть сыном шерифа

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О боже они шикарны

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Это все для Бетти миссис Филипс

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Именно поэтому я ей и звонила

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Cuidado Miércoles Addams

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Ahora el romanticismo está fuera de discusión solo diré eso

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Estamos seguros al 100 por 100 de que Archie es heterosexual

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Porque ningún hombre heterosexual tiene ese cuerpo

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Hablando de cuerpos

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Te has recuperado del hallazgo de Jason

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Era más traumatizante tener que explicarle a mi padre

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qué estaba haciendo con Moose en el río

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Otra ventaja de ser el hijo del sheriff

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Dios mío esas son preciosas

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Son esas para Betty Sra Philips

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Por eso la he llamado

Available in 8 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:14

Uploaded

Feb 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

crime, drama, mystery

Production

NBA Entertainment

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Movie Summary

While navigating the troubled waters of romance, school and family, Archie and his gang become entangled in dark Riverdale mysteries.