"Road House" quotes

00:22 And I thought you'd be bigger 01:32 Memphis has nothing to do with it 00:58 What the hell is wrong with you 00:46 YOU'RE outta here 01:08 What did you do there last night 00:22 Don't you forget it 00:08 I want you to be nice 00:17 Being called a cocksucker isn't personal 00:23 All you have to do is follow three simple rules 00:07 Take the biggest guy in the world 00:09 Do you enjoy pain 00:04 A polar bear fell on me 00:22 Can ya afford that much 00:05 I used to fuck guys like you in prison 00:05 I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead 00:04 Nobody ever wins a fight 00:04 The Double Douche 00:06 That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass... 00:09 Do you always carry your medical record around with you 00:07 What am I supposed to do 00:15 Then what are all these people doing here 00:09 Calling me 'sir' is like putting an elevator in an... 00:17 People who really want to have a good time won't come... 00:28 Your file says you've got a degree from NYU 00:07 This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says 00:23 How long are you gonna be in town 00:07 But I'm on my break 00:12 Is this the part where you tell me what a great guy your... 00:05 You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here 00:30 If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker 00:10 I can do that without you 00:10 I've never heard that before 00:51 I need the best 00:07 I sure ain't gonna show you my dick 00:04 It's my way or the highway 00:05 If you're gonna have a pet 00:11 Who is that guy 00:07 I thought you were good 00:40 You got quite a little enterprise going here 00:12 But you don't look like much to me 00:07 Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse 00:06 You are such an asshole 00:14 This toilet is worse than the one that we worked in Dayton 00:08 I swear he does that just to piss me off 00:05 This is our town 00:12 I got your plane ticket right here 00:10 It's a good night 00:04 Mind your own business 00:05 Play something with balls 00:44 There's no problem 01:10 Looks like an important man 00:42 I have a cousin in Memphis 00:55 If you're not drinking you're out of here 00:31 With a fire like that 00:09 Let's get a beer 00:08 You play pretty good for a blind boy 01:08 Did I explain it wrong 00:11 I better take you home 00:10 It was a good night 00:04 Can somebody get a drink around here 00:04 I'd be fine if you'd get off of me 00:07 Who's gonna save them from you 00:04 I thought you'd be bigger 00:05 Get him outta here 00:04 You got insurance 00:04 Damn that hurts doesn't it 00:12 This Dalton character what's his story 00:04 Go ahead Do it Go on 00:03 Dig a hole