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Why are you always smiling'Cause it's all so fucking hysterical
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Road to Perdition

'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical

Peter Sullivan:
Why are you always smiling?Connor Rooney:'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical

Full Transcript

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Why are you always smiling
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'Cause it's all so fucking hysterical
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
2,998
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:20
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
DreamWorks Pictures,20th Century Fox,The Zanuck Company

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Movie Summary

A mob enforcer's son in 1930s Illinois witnesses a murder, forcing him and his father to take to the road, and his father down a path of redemption and revenge.

Actors

Liam Aiken
Peter Sullivan
Liam Aiken
Daniel Craig
Connor Rooney
Daniel Craig
'Cause it's all so fucking hysterical. - Road to Perdition 00:07
'Cause it's all so fucking hysterical.
Michael. - Road to Perdition 00:18
Michael.
Is Mr. Rooney rich like the Babe? Richer. Are we rich? No, stupid. - Road to Perdition 00:11
Is Mr. Rooney rich like the Babe? Richer. Are we rich? No,...
What's papa's jobHe works for Mr RooneyWhyWell Papa didn't have a fatherso Mr Rooney looked after himI know that but what's his jobHe goes on missions for Mr RooneyThey're very dangerous That's why he brings his gunSometimes even the president sends him - Road to Perdition 00:53
What's papa's jobHe works for Mr RooneyWhyWell...
He goes on missions for Mr. - Road to Perdition 00:09
He goes on missions for Mr.
Sometimes even the president sends him on missions......'cause Papa was a war hero and all. - Road to Perdition 00:13
Sometimes even the president sends him on...
Peter, I can't come to your concert tonight. - Road to Perdition 00:19
Peter, I can't come to your concert tonight.
-You want a shot? - Road to Perdition 00:06
-You want a shot?
We're just talking to him, right? - Road to Perdition 00:07
We're just talking to him, right?
Don't get me wrong, Finn. - Road to Perdition 00:26
Don't get me wrong, Finn.
We're just talking You tell your father my brother never stole from himI've checked the books He never sold booze to no one lt's all accounted forIf he sold it where's the money Fuck should I knowDid you check his mattress Maybe you should check - Road to Perdition 01:03
We're just talking You tell your father my brother...
What was that? - Road to Perdition 00:10
What was that?
Jesus Christ Connor what the hell are you thinkingJesusMichaelAre you hurtYou saw everythingJesusYou are not to speak of this to anyone You understandNot to anyoneWho's thisIt's one of yoursHe must have been hiding in the carWell can he keep a secretHe's - Road to Perdition 01:08
Jesus Christ Connor what the hell are you...
Jesus. You are not to speak of this to anyone. You understand? Not to anyone! Who's this? - Road to Perdition 00:11
Jesus. You are not to speak of this to anyone. You...
It's one of yours? - Road to Perdition 00:13
It's one of yours?
Well, that's good enough for me. - Road to Perdition 00:13
Well, that's good enough for me.
Does Mama knowYour mother knows I love Mr RooneyWe had nothingHe gave us a home a life We owe him - Road to Perdition 00:20
Does Mama knowYour mother knows I love Mr RooneyWe had...
Your mother knows I love Mr. - Road to Perdition 00:28
Your mother knows I love Mr.
Boys, clear your plates, please. - Road to Perdition 00:11
Boys, clear your plates, please.
What's he doing here? - Road to Perdition 00:18
What's he doing here?