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"Road to Utopia" quotes

Road to Utopia poster
Two vaudeville flops pose as bad guys and join the Klondike gold rush with a saloon singer.

Director: Hal Walker
Writer: Norman Panama, Melvin Frank
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1945
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Mar 1946
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 nomination total

72 video clips

Chester HootonDuke JohnsonSal Van HoydenTough Ship's PurserNarratorLebecAce Larson
Next time I bring Sinatra - Road to Utopia 00:04 Next time I bring Sinatra As far as I'm concerned this picture's over right now - Road to Utopia 00:05 As far as I'm concerned this picture's over right... You've been leading me by the nose chiseling me right and left - Road to Utopia 00:10 You've been leading me by the nose chiseling me right... Pittsburgh Chicago and how 'bout Kansas City - Road to Utopia 00:23 Pittsburgh Chicago and how 'bout Kansas City Let's see you come up with something now - Road to Utopia 00:09 Let's see you come up with something now Like you Experience is the best teacher - Road to Utopia 00:09 Like you Experience is the best teacher What's yours I'll take a lemonade in a dirty glass - Road to Utopia 00:06 What's yours I'll take a lemonade in a dirty glass Hey am I dead I can't tell You always look that way - Road to Utopia 00:06 Hey am I dead I can't tell You always look that way Sperry don't be facetious - Road to Utopia 00:07 Sperry don't be facetious I'm cold My nose is like an icicle - Road to Utopia 00:08 I'm cold My nose is like an icicle And get a load of that bread and butter - Road to Utopia 00:16 And get a load of that bread and butter Smart guys us We're a couple of pigeons - Road to Utopia 00:24 Smart guys us We're a couple of pigeons My colleague - Road to Utopia 00:12 My colleague Imagine a girl loving a guy that much - Road to Utopia 00:12 Imagine a girl loving a guy that much If those two butchers ever get off that boat - Road to Utopia 00:06 If those two butchers ever get off that boat Scat sad sack Go on scat - Road to Utopia 00:04 Scat sad sack Go on scat Yeah I ain't afraid to die - Road to Utopia 00:07 Yeah I ain't afraid to die Would you - Road to Utopia 01:09 Would you You'd better face it The cards say Alaska - Road to Utopia 00:08 You'd better face it The cards say Alaska If those hoodlums ever get off that boat we'll be smiling from ear to ear with our throats - Road to Utopia 00:05 If those hoodlums ever get off that boat we'll be... The only reason I went through with it was to save their lives - Road to Utopia 00:05 The only reason I went through with it was to save their... Going the wrong way It's going south should be going north - Road to Utopia 00:19 Going the wrong way It's going south should be going... Then he's the lonesomest man in town - Road to Utopia 00:06 Then he's the lonesomest man in town You've got one I have haven't I - Road to Utopia 00:19 You've got one I have haven't I There's no north south east or west You're crazy - Road to Utopia 00:19 There's no north south east or west You're crazy A Confederate ten spot How can people be so crooked - Road to Utopia 00:05 A Confederate ten spot How can people be so crooked She was in fresh air Didn't I front for you in Oklahoma - Road to Utopia 00:12 She was in fresh air Didn't I front for you in Oklahoma Your hand sir Put that back in the bowl - Road to Utopia 00:06 Your hand sir Put that back in the bowl It's in the bear's mouth Get it and be quick - Road to Utopia 00:23 It's in the bear's mouth Get it and be quick No you don't Alaska It's so cold up there - Road to Utopia 00:13 No you don't Alaska It's so cold up there I'm takin' my dough to Brooklyn and opening a Turkish bath with tables for ladies - Road to Utopia 00:05 I'm takin' my dough to Brooklyn and opening a... You wanna go to Alaska and be a blubber ball for a bunch of trained seals - Road to Utopia 00:10 You wanna go to Alaska and be a blubber ball for a bunch of... Why you dirty rogue Wait a minute there - Road to Utopia 00:05 Why you dirty rogue Wait a minute there Well Duke I guess this is it - Road to Utopia 00:16 Well Duke I guess this is it I don't want to go to Alaska It's cold there - Road to Utopia 00:07 I don't want to go to Alaska It's cold there What goes with the local peasantry - Road to Utopia 00:09 What goes with the local peasantry Oh no we're cooked I didn't want to get on this boat - Road to Utopia 00:11 Oh no we're cooked I didn't want to get on this... Where do you keep your butter It was great while it lasted - Road to Utopia 00:16 Where do you keep your butter It was great while it lasted The dirty dog He just wants to get Dorothy into one of those scanty costumes - Road to Utopia 00:09 The dirty dog He just wants to get Dorothy into one of those... You'd better face it The cards say Alaska - Road to Utopia 00:08 You'd better face it The cards say Alaska I never knew I could play one of these - Road to Utopia 00:06 I never knew I could play one of these Never pass I have a date with teacher - Road to Utopia 00:22 Never pass I have a date with teacher So you finally got yourself a date You said it - Road to Utopia 00:09 So you finally got yourself a date You said it Welcome to my dream - Road to Utopia 00:18 Welcome to my dream Let's not talk shop It seems to me we've met somewhere before - Road to Utopia 00:11 Let's not talk shop It seems to me we've met... Here we are off on another road And what a road - Road to Utopia 00:05 Here we are off on another road And what a road Some women can love any type of man but not me I've got to have a beast - Road to Utopia 00:22 Some women can love any type of man but not me I've got... And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced - Road to Utopia 00:27 And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced He told you to get that map - Road to Utopia 00:07 He told you to get that map What're you doing Putting mine in my hat in a safe place - Road to Utopia 00:12 What're you doing Putting mine in my hat in a safe... Hasn't cost us a dime Clamber out of that beaver - Road to Utopia 00:06 Hasn't cost us a dime Clamber out of that beaver Come in - Road to Utopia 00:10 Come in Come in - Road to Utopia 00:10 Come in Didn't anyone ever tell you there'd be moments like this - Road to Utopia 00:07 Didn't anyone ever tell you there'd be moments... Woof Woof He thinks he's a dog - Road to Utopia 00:07 Woof Woof He thinks he's a dog But darling - Road to Utopia 00:16 But darling The girls are fond of blubber - Road to Utopia 00:10 The girls are fond of blubber What's all the celebration - Road to Utopia 00:15 What's all the celebration Did you ever think of those dog teams - Road to Utopia 00:08 Did you ever think of those dog teams Now for Dawson City and those dames - Road to Utopia 00:05 Now for Dawson City and those dames It's a dame A dame You kidding - Road to Utopia 00:05 It's a dame A dame You kidding It isn't his map it's mine - Road to Utopia 00:09 It isn't his map it's mine There's only one map I want to talk about yours - Road to Utopia 00:11 There's only one map I want to talk about yours You don't know any more about women than you do about fishing - Road to Utopia 00:05 You don't know any more about women than you do about... I will admit there's something phoney about that dame - Road to Utopia 00:06 I will admit there's something phoney about that dame What about her Tie her up I'll take care of her later - Road to Utopia 00:06 What about her Tie her up I'll take care of her later Duke I'm kinda glad you talked me into this deal - Road to Utopia 00:12 Duke I'm kinda glad you talked me into this deal Matoom bomba Ester chay willet gay under day dwit ay matoom bomba - Road to Utopia 00:08 Matoom bomba Ester chay willet gay under day dwit ay matoom... You're quite a panic with the ladies aren't you - Road to Utopia 00:07 You're quite a panic with the ladies aren't you Hangin' huh Sounds gay - Road to Utopia 00:07 Hangin' huh Sounds gay Maybe we could sneak through That's a slaughterhouse You wanna hang upside down - Road to Utopia 00:07 Maybe we could sneak through That's a slaughterhouse... I should have worn my derby You want them to hear us - Road to Utopia 00:07 I should have worn my derby You want them to hear us

Cast

Duke Johnson - Bing Crosby
Chester Hooton - Bob Hope
Sal Van Hoyden - Dorothy Lamour
Kate - Hillary Brooke
Ace Larson - Douglass Dumbrille
All Cast