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Road to Utopia

Two vaudeville flops pose as bad guys and join the Klondike gold rush with a saloon singer.

Director

Hal Walker

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, family

Box Office

N/A

Production

Paramount Pictures

Awards

Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 nomination total

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Duke Johnson

Chester Hooton

Sal Van Hoyden

Kate

Ace Larson

Douglass Dumbrille

LeBec

Sperry

McGurk

Narrator

Robert Benchley

Townsman

George Anderson

Joe - Official at Ship

Stanley Andrews

Bartender

Second Newsboy

William 'Billy' Benedict

Woman

Carmella Bergstrom

Bear

Show Spectator

Man in Saloon

Show Spectator

Ship Captain

Man in Top Hat

Romaine Callender

Trailer Narrator

Man on boat to Alaska

Amateur Contestant Banjo Player

Chester Conklin

Prospector

Ringleader

Official Policeman

Ringleader of Henchmen

Master of Ceremonies

Amateur Contest Contestant

Policeman

Girl

Husky Sailor

Man at Zambini's

Donald Gallaher

Bear

Henchman with Ace at Bar

Prospector

Man at Zambini's

Townsman

Man at Zambini's

Girl

Ship Passenger

Prospector

Saloon Brawler

Prospector

Head Purser

Eskimo

Henchman

Sailor Reporting to Head Purser

Chester & Sal's Butler

Ship Passenger

Waiter

Tall Boat Passenger

Bartender

Santa Claus

Ferdinand Munier

Townsman

Ship Passenger

Tough Ship's Purser

Girl

Show Spectator

Anton Northpole

First Newsboy

Amateur Contest Violinist

Henchman

Henchman

Hotel Manager

Ronald R. Rondell

Townsman

Jack Rutherford

Lombardi - Spitting Passenger

Prospector

Allen D. Sewall

Departing Ship Passenger

Policeman

Husky Sailor

Henchman

Prospector

Charles Sullivan

Collins - Ship's Passenger

Henchman in Saloon

Undetermined Secondary Role

Bartender

Official Policeman

Charles C. Wilson

Mr. Latimer

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Chester Hooton Duke Johnson Sal Van Hoyden Tough Ship's Purser Narrator Lebec Ace Larson

For one reason or another the motion picture which you are about to see - Road to Utopia

For one reason or another the motion picture which you are...

Where do I arrange my passage?
No time, lady. Get it on board. - Road to Utopia

Where do I arrange my passage? No time, lady. Get it on boar...

It's them!
Who? - Road to Utopia

It's them! Who?

Break.
A-two, a-three, a-four. - Road to Utopia

Break. A-two, a-three, a-four.

♪ He's always
good for a laugh ♪ - Road to Utopia

♪ He's always good for a laugh ♪

Then he's the lonesomest man in town - Road to Utopia

Then he's the lonesomest man in town

Matoom bomba Ester chay willet gay under day dwit ay matoom bomba - Road to Utopia

Matoom bomba Ester chay willet gay under day dwit ay matoom...

A Confederate ten spot How can people be so crooked - Road to Utopia

A Confederate ten spot How can people be so crooked

Going the wrong way It's going south should be going north - Road to Utopia

Going the wrong way It's going south should be going...

No you don't Alaska It's so cold up there - Road to Utopia

No you don't Alaska It's so cold up there

I'm takin' my dough to Brooklyn and opening a Turkish bath with tables for ladies - Road to Utopia

I'm takin' my dough to Brooklyn and opening a...

You've been leading me by the nose chiseling me right and left - Road to Utopia

You've been leading me by the nose chiseling me right...

Pittsburgh Chicago and how 'bout Kansas City - Road to Utopia

Pittsburgh Chicago and how 'bout Kansas City

She was in fresh air Didn't I front for you in Oklahoma - Road to Utopia

She was in fresh air Didn't I front for you in Oklahoma

You wanna go to Alaska and be a blubber ball for a bunch of trained seals - Road to Utopia

You wanna go to Alaska and be a blubber ball for a bunch of...

You'd better face it The cards say Alaska - Road to Utopia

You'd better face it The cards say Alaska

Well Duke I guess this is it - Road to Utopia

Well Duke I guess this is it

Where do you keep your butter It was great while it lasted - Road to Utopia

Where do you keep your butter It was great while it lasted

Why you dirty rogue Wait a minute there - Road to Utopia

Why you dirty rogue Wait a minute there

I don't want to go to Alaska It's cold there - Road to Utopia

I don't want to go to Alaska It's cold there

Better be We gotta be careful This is a strange boat - Road to Utopia

Better be We gotta be careful This is a strange boat

No hard feelings?
No hard feelings. - Road to Utopia

No hard feelings? No hard feelings.

You and those cards. - Road to Utopia

You and those cards.

Very fine, Tony.
Very fine. - Road to Utopia

Very fine, Tony. Very fine.

I never knew I could play one of these - Road to Utopia

I never knew I could play one of these

Next time I bring Sinatra - Road to Utopia

Next time I bring Sinatra

Pardon me. Could you tell me where
I could find a Mr. Ace Larson? - Road to Utopia

Pardon me. Could you tell me where I could find a Mr. Ace La...

The dirty dog He just wants to get Dorothy into one of those scanty costumes - Road to Utopia

The dirty dog He just wants to get Dorothy into one of those...

Oh no we're cooked I didn't want to get on this boat - Road to Utopia

Oh no we're cooked I didn't want to get on this...

Yeah I ain't afraid to die - Road to Utopia

Yeah I ain't afraid to die

O'Toole.
O'Toole. - Road to Utopia

O'Toole. O'Toole.

Anderson.
Anderson. - Road to Utopia

Anderson. Anderson.

Collins.
Collins. - Road to Utopia

Collins. Collins.

What goes with the local peasantry - Road to Utopia

What goes with the local peasantry

If those hoodlums ever get off that boat we'll be smiling from ear to ear with our throats - Road to Utopia

If those hoodlums ever get off that boat we'll be...

Hasn't cost us a dime Clamber out of that beaver - Road to Utopia

Hasn't cost us a dime Clamber out of that beaver

If those two butchers ever get off that boat - Road to Utopia

If those two butchers ever get off that boat

What're you doing Putting mine in my hat in a safe place - Road to Utopia

What're you doing Putting mine in my hat in a safe...

Scat sad sack Go on scat - Road to Utopia

Scat sad sack Go on scat

There they are! - Road to Utopia

There they are!

Okay, everybody, go ahead
and enjoy yourselves. - Road to Utopia

Okay, everybody, go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

That's enough.
We're the crowd. - Road to Utopia

That's enough. We're the crowd.

Mighty fine. Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink. - Road to Utopia

Mighty fine. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced - Road to Utopia

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced

Well, duty calls. I'll see you later.
What do you mean, later? - Road to Utopia

Well, duty calls. I'll see you later. What do you mean,...

Like you Experience is the best teacher - Road to Utopia

Like you Experience is the best teacher

He told you to get that map - Road to Utopia

He told you to get that map

Come in - Road to Utopia

Let's not talk shop It seems to me we've met somewhere before - Road to Utopia

Let's not talk shop It seems to me we've met...

Some women can love any type of man but not me I've got to have a beast - Road to Utopia

Some women can love any type of man but not me I've got...

As far as I'm concerned this picture's over right now - Road to Utopia

As far as I'm concerned this picture's over right...

Sperry don't be facetious - Road to Utopia

Sperry don't be facetious

Come in - Road to Utopia

You've got one I have haven't I - Road to Utopia

You've got one I have haven't I

You're quite a panic with the ladies aren't you - Road to Utopia

You're quite a panic with the ladies aren't you

Welcome to my dream - Road to Utopia

Welcome to my dream

What's the matter, gal?
Want another chorus? Later. - Road to Utopia

What's the matter, gal? Want another chorus? Later.

So you finally got yourself a date You said it - Road to Utopia

So you finally got yourself a date You said it

Never pass I have a date with teacher - Road to Utopia

Never pass I have a date with teacher

So long, Sal.
Nice knowin' you. - Road to Utopia

So long, Sal. Nice knowin' you.

Boy, what a blizzard! We should've
put on some warm clothes. - Road to Utopia

Boy, what a blizzard! We should've put on some warm clo...

But I tell you, I've got to get a sled.
No dogs till tomorrow. - Road to Utopia

But I tell you, I've got to get a sled. No dogs till to...

Here we are off on another road And what a road - Road to Utopia

Here we are off on another road And what a road

And get a load of that bread and butter - Road to Utopia

And get a load of that bread and butter

The girls are fond of blubber - Road to Utopia

The girls are fond of blubber

Your hand sir Put that back in the bowl - Road to Utopia

Your hand sir Put that back in the bowl

My colleague - Road to Utopia

I'm cold My nose is like an icicle - Road to Utopia

I'm cold My nose is like an icicle

It's a dame A dame You kidding - Road to Utopia

It's a dame A dame You kidding

I will admit there's something phoney about that dame - Road to Utopia

I will admit there's something phoney about that dame

You don't know any more about women than you do about fishing - Road to Utopia

You don't know any more about women than you do about...

Oh, come on, folks.
Quit following us, will you? - Road to Utopia

Oh, come on, folks. Quit following us, will you?

You know, it's funny, us
going for each other this way. - Road to Utopia

You know, it's funny, us going for each other this way.

Would you - Road to Utopia

But darling - Road to Utopia

Didn't anyone ever tell you there'd be moments like this - Road to Utopia

Didn't anyone ever tell you there'd be moments...

There's only one map I want to talk about yours - Road to Utopia

There's only one map I want to talk about yours

It isn't his map it's mine - Road to Utopia

It isn't his map it's mine

What, you lose something? - Road to Utopia

What, you lose something?

A fine thing!
A fish, they let talk. - Road to Utopia

A fine thing! A fish, they let talk.

Whoa! Whoa! - Road to Utopia

Okay, this is it. - Road to Utopia

Okay, this is it.

It's in the bear's mouth Get it and be quick - Road to Utopia

It's in the bear's mouth Get it and be quick

Smart guys us We're a couple of pigeons - Road to Utopia

Smart guys us We're a couple of pigeons

Did you ever think of those dog teams - Road to Utopia

Did you ever think of those dog teams

Hey am I dead I can't tell You always look that way - Road to Utopia

Hey am I dead I can't tell You always look that way

I should have worn my derby You want them to hear us - Road to Utopia

I should have worn my derby You want them to hear us

Let's see you come up with something now - Road to Utopia

Let's see you come up with something now

Now for Dawson City and those dames - Road to Utopia

Now for Dawson City and those dames

Now for Dawson City
and those dames. - Road to Utopia

Now for Dawson City and those dames.

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Two vaudeville flops pose as bad guys and join the Klondike gold rush with a saloon singer.

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Director: Hal Walker

Writer: Norman Panama, Melvin Frank

Production: Paramount Pictures

Genre: adventure, comedy, family

Year: 1945

MetaScore: 72/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 22 Mar 1946

Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 nomination total

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Road to... Collection: Road to Zanzibar, Road to Utopia, Road to Morocco, Road to Bali, The Road to Hong Kong, Road to Singapore, Road to Rio

Also watch: Robin and the 7 Hoods, The Thin Man, Road to Singapore, The Lemon Drop Kid, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Joker, Forrest Gump, Snowpiercer, Avengers: Endgame, Oppenheimer, Charade, Interstellar, Old, Barbie, Tenet, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Se7en, Deadpool 2, Who Framed Roger Rabbit