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Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

A man going through a mid-life crisis buys a jet-ski school.

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Flying Moon Filmproduktion GmbH,Parts & Labor,Van Hoy/Knudsen Productions,Wild Invention,ARTE GEIE

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-Then why did you open up - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Then why did you open up

-All right, cadets, time to go off to class. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-All right, cadets, time to go off to class.

-(Dirk whistling) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(Dirk whistling)

-(laughing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

(chuckles) But listen, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

(chuckles) But listen,

-I'm gonna move the Sea-Doos somewhere - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-I'm gonna move the Sea-Doos somewhere

I want to make it look like we're doing a good job teaching you - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

I want to make it look like we're doing a good job...

(sighs) So that, maybe, other people could - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

(sighs) So that, maybe, other people could

-So, the first thing I do is call my bald manager, Gary, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-So, the first thing I do is call my bald manager, Gary,

Why don't you join me and some of the other guests - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Why don't you join me and some of the other guests

-Well, it seems like you just kinda cook-coddled him some eggs - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Well, it seems like you just kinda cook-coddled him some...

Quit trying to trick me - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Quit trying to trick me

-Oh, shit! -(gunshot) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Oh, shit! -(gunshot)

-Ah. Hey, uh, there's a-- - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Ah. Hey, uh, there's a--

-Look, Riggle has stuck us - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Look, Riggle has stuck us

Jeb, uh, I'm afraid I'm not seeing a lot of improvement. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Jeb, uh, I'm afraid I'm not seeing a lot of...

-Okay. -Anyway, despite my troubles, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Okay. -Anyway, despite my troubles,

We're just gonna spend the first day - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

We're just gonna spend the first day

-Chancy, look, this little arrangement you got here, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Chancy, look, this little arrangement you got here,

I mean, the cadets did have a big surprise coming their way. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

I mean, the cadets did have a big surprise coming their way.

You know, there's, uh, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

You know, there's, uh,

Um, it's not like I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you if you make me lose my job. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Um, it's not like I'm gonna hunt you down and kill...

-Okay. Okay. Uh, usually I set the curriculum, so, uh-- - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Okay. Okay. Uh, usually I set the curriculum, so, uh--

Let's see. Gummy bears, sunscreen, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Let's see. Gummy bears, sunscreen,

-Hey, the hogs are having sex with your Jet Skis and Sea-Doos. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Hey, the hogs are having sex with your Jet Skis and...

The Lake Commissioner has gotta see that this is an equal-opportunity camp. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

The Lake Commissioner has gotta see that this is an...

So, do you think you can act like a normal person - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

So, do you think you can act like a normal person

-Bruce Willis, Charlize Theron, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Bruce Willis, Charlize Theron,

-Welcome to Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy, Condor. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Welcome to Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy, Condor.

The promise of kicking so much ass, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

The promise of kicking so much ass,

It is such a pleasure to meet you. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

It is such a pleasure to meet you.

(clears throat) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

(clears throat)

-I appreciate that you're super sarcastic - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-I appreciate that you're super sarcastic

-Well, you know what? I think I may have the solution. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Well, you know what? I think I may have the solution.

-It's the feral hogs that live in the forest. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-It's the feral hogs that live in the forest.

Apparently, havin' a A-list celebrity - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Apparently, havin' a A-list celebrity

Oh, I can't go to the hospital when I want to! - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Oh, I can't go to the hospital when I want to!

-You don't choose your watercraft, Todd. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-You don't choose your watercraft, Todd.

They are an ancient race of swine - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

They are an ancient race of swine

Oh, is this food from a microwave? (chuckling) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Oh, is this food from a microwave? (chuckling)

Mel Gibson, Vin Diesel, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Mel Gibson, Vin Diesel,

-Hey, I heard you picked up - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Hey, I heard you picked up

Your watercraft chooses you, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Your watercraft chooses you,

-(sniffs) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

There has long been peace - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

There has long been peace

You can train without offending your lord. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

You can train without offending your lord.

None of them could Sea-Doo - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

None of them could Sea-Doo

-(upbeat rock music playing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(upbeat rock music playing)

I'm sorry, but books, films, wizards, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

I'm sorry, but books, films, wizards,

-Uh, should you be smoking that next to those fireworks? - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Uh, should you be smoking that next to those fireworks?

-We've always relied on movie stars - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-We've always relied on movie stars

-(Rob grunts) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Uh, look, we're shooting a TV show here today, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Uh, look, we're shooting a TV show here today,

We've angered 'em somehow, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

We've angered 'em somehow,

The first book begins on Privet Drive, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

The first book begins on Privet Drive,

-(upbeat rock music ends) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(upbeat rock music ends)

We are definitely close to this batch being done. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

We are definitely close to this batch being done.

-(nostalgic music plays) -(child laughing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(nostalgic music plays) -(child laughing)

-You have fallen off of life's personal watercraft, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-You have fallen off of life's personal watercraft,

-(dramatic music playing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(dramatic music playing)

Riddle's ring, the Hufflepuff cup, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Riddle's ring, the Hufflepuff cup,

You're my best friend! -(engine revving) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

You're my best friend! -(engine revving)

She's hog bit. Days numbered. You're done. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

She's hog bit. Days numbered. You're done.

-No, you got to buy the whole Cream Dream Machine now. (laughs) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-No, you got to buy the whole Cream Dream Machine now....

And then the train carrying his son, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

And then the train carrying his son,

-(laughs) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

The drugs, the women, the men, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

The drugs, the women, the men,

-Um... Um, maybe we could use a big stick. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Um... Um, maybe we could use a big stick.

I should be prepping a stunt course out in the water - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

I should be prepping a stunt course out in the water

-(bird screeching) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(bird screeching)

-(owl hooting) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-We could use my dick, that's pretty big. (laughing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-We could use my dick, that's pretty big. (laughing)

-Look, I've been riding these thunder-powered lake lickers - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Look, I've been riding these thunder-powered lake...

-(rock music playing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(rock music playing)

-(whooshing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(banjo tuning) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(banjo tuning)

Ground rules and training courses - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Ground rules and training courses

All right, now, with that in mind, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

All right, now, with that in mind,

I've done some of the most incredible, mind-bending, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

I've done some of the most incredible, mind-bending,

-(ethereal singing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-(ethereal singing)

-Anything that goes in those things never comes out. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Anything that goes in those things never comes out.

Because you can get the same meal for $2 cheaper by ordering a la carte off the value menu. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Because you can get the same meal for $2 cheaper by ordering...

-Yeah, well, Gil was supposed to unload these and gas 'em up, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Yeah, well, Gil was supposed to unload these and gas...

Do as I command, and along the path, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

Do as I command, and along the path,

-I wanna tweet Budweiser, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-I wanna tweet Budweiser,

-Yeah, I heard Gil got a new girlfriend, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Yeah, I heard Gil got a new girlfriend,

-Yeah. Whoo! Jet skis are fun! - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-Yeah. Whoo! Jet skis are fun!

-All sit-down restaurants are damn rip-offs. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-All sit-down restaurants are damn rip-offs.

-(zapping) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-I sense great pain in you, Dirk Hamsteak. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy

-I sense great pain in you, Dirk Hamsteak.

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A man going through a mid-life crisis buys a jet-ski school.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Chris Pizzi, Rob Riggle, Bennett Webber

Production: Flying Moon Filmproduktion GmbH,Parts & Labor,Van Hoy/Knudsen Productions,Wild Invention,ARTE GEIE

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

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Released: 13 Aug 2018

Awards: N/A

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